I forgot to ship out my brother's homemade beef jerky and accidentally ate it instead.

It was a missed steak. Honest.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/KhAiMeLioN
šŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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The folks at Jack Links really have their beef jerky making processes down pat...

It's cut and dry.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
šŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/VVIIVVI
šŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef

What do you call a cow that has been knighted?

Sir Loin

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef Jerky

What do you call a cow that dies in a helicopter crash?

Kobe Beef

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/_Composer
šŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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First time poster be gentle. If this is in here somewhere Iā€™m sorry.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/King-Titus
šŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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My wife twitches when falling asleep...

And we're not talking little finger twitches, these are big, full body jerks. The kind you get when you feel like you're falling and wake up suddenly.

After a particularly big one, I asked "Are you a cow?"

She said "No, why?"

"Because if you were you would be beef jerky."

Without missing a beat, she asks: "Because of how much I moooove?"

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/PockyBum522
šŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2017
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Dad joked my sister last night

We were watching tv and I was snacking on beef jerky.

Me: You know, beef jerky is actually a pretty healthy snack.

Sis: Huh, well don't you need to lower your sodium intake the rest of the day?

Me: Na

...after a minute or two...

Sis: ...oh god dammit!

We're both engineers btw, I'm MechE she's ChemE.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/jiggydan
šŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2014
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This joke may be a little dry

My brother and I were standing in our kitchen eating from a bag of beef jerky when my dad walks in, grabs a piece of jerky, takes a bite and goes "what is this? A circle jerky?"

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/worden26
šŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2015
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What do you call a cow with epilepsy?

Beef jerky!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/BourbonNBacon88
šŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/zblaze68
šŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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What do you call a cow with a twitch

Beef Jerky

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/chadywacker
šŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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What do you call a cow with seizures

Beef jerky

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/tjeters
šŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/mndaver24
šŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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What do you call a rude cow?

Beef jerky

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/42jax
šŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky!

;)

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/kiki9988
šŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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What do you call a cow with epilepsy?

Beef Jerky

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/MitsuEvol
šŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef Jerky

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/TeamSevenLeader
šŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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What do you call a cow that has seizures?

Beef jerky

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/dantheman1963
šŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/corbit26
šŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2017
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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Crazylondog
šŸ“…︎ May 03 2014
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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef Jerky

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Spectre577
šŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2013
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