A list of puns related to "Jerky"
Feed em’ some coffee! -Fraiser
It was a missed steak. Honest.
It's cut and dry.
Apparently its hard with dry Horsea
My brother: Oh yeah, my friend used to make this with his dad.
My Dad: How much of his dad is left?!
Otherwise, they turn into real jerkies.
Beef jerky!
Ground beef
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef
What do you call a cow that has been knighted?
Sir Loin
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef Jerky
What do you call a cow that dies in a helicopter crash?
Kobe Beef
It’s very jerky.
It made excellent jerky!
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What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
And we're not talking little finger twitches, these are big, full body jerks. The kind you get when you feel like you're falling and wake up suddenly.
After a particularly big one, I asked "Are you a cow?"
She said "No, why?"
"Because if you were you would be beef jerky."
Without missing a beat, she asks: "Because of how much I moooove?"
We were watching tv and I was snacking on beef jerky.
Me: You know, beef jerky is actually a pretty healthy snack.
Sis: Huh, well don't you need to lower your sodium intake the rest of the day?
Me: Na
...after a minute or two...
Sis: ...oh god dammit!
We're both engineers btw, I'm MechE she's ChemE.
My brother and I were standing in our kitchen eating from a bag of beef jerky when my dad walks in, grabs a piece of jerky, takes a bite and goes "what is this? A circle jerky?"
We were driving down an alley when we saw a man doing a jerky sort of run-walk. My dad asked if I would consider that type of movement as being a "gait." I thought about it for a second and replied that, yes it could be considered a gait. "Well, then that guy was an 'Alley-Gaiter!'""
All his friends were jerky.
Beef jerky!
;)
Beef Jerky
Beef jerky
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