I'm so damn tired of these daily repetitive boring Herb jokes. Honestly..

It's Thyme to stop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
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Did you hear that Bach was a great classical composer of interweaving repetitive elements?

I hear he was baroque all the time. It fugue-ures seeing how he was famous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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All these glue jokes are getting old and repetitive.

Can’t we just stick to the classics?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stefanopolis
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Repetition is the Mother of learning.

So who's the father?

Daddycation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skraatatta
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I repetitively hit my identical twin.

So I asked him, "why are you hitting yourself?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuckOH33
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hi matt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hannah51504
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I considered becoming a polymer chemist...

...but I thought the work would be too repetitive.

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I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.

He told me to stop going to those places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Natty383
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This morning I dropped my son off at school and said:"Bye son"

He replied: "Buffalo". It took me about 5 seconds to get it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrewerGeo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2014
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You know what I hate?
  1. Lists
  2. Irony
  3. Lipstick in my valentino white bag
  4. Lipstick in my valentino white bag
  5. Repetitions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hood-30535
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I just got back from a Transformers convention

And boy are my arms tires.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maclimes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2018
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My son got me

He's 5 and has been learning humor. Most of his jokes make no sense like this:

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hair. Hair who? Hair on my head!

AHAHHAHAHA!

However, the other day he was watching Backyardigans while I was on the computer. I wasn't watching the show and he walks in to my office. He asks "Why did the chicken cross the playground?" I readied myself for a nonsense joke...."To get to the other slide!"

I have never laughed that hard at one if his jokes. ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavidTigerFan
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Taming raptors is hard... imgur.com/RQxOw6g
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeBAGeNetiC
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My mom has jokes of a dad...

"Chinese takeout dinner: $8.45

Gas to go pick it up: $2.12

Coming home and realizing they forgot one of your containers: riceless"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaclyngrace
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2014
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A List of Puns (and other excuses for good humor)

Me: You got the goods?

Dealer: I have an alloy of iron and carbon for only $1.

Me: My, what a steel!

Guy: Hey, wanna hear my joke?

Boxer: I dunno, man. People always say I ruin their punchline.

Teacher: What are the four components of DNA?

Student: Actually, there are five: Adenine, cytosine, guanine, thymine--

Teacher: Oh? And the fifth one?

Student: I got I got I got I got...

Me (metric): Why does America use the imperial system? It's stupid.

Friend (imperial): Actually, other places use the imperial system.

Me: Which other places?

Friend: The Galactic Empire.

Guy: I hate spam.

Me: I like sushi.

Me: I like sushi.

Me: I like sushi.

...

Someone: Son of a gun...

Someone Else: Now you've just pistoled me off!

Okay, I know these are not the greatest puns ever, but this is my first post in this subreddit. Anyway, now here are the explanations:

Joke 1 - An alloy of carbon and iron is popularly referred to as steel, and stainless steel costs $2.41, in which the item receives a 58.51% reduction in cost, which is a mighty bargain, also known as a steal.

Joke 2 - Boxing is a sport in which your only goal is to knock your opponent out through a series of punches. The ending or twist of a joke is commonly referred to as the punchline of said joke.

Joke 3 - Check out Kendrick Lamar's DNA song.

Joke 4 - Troops and personnel of the Galactic Empire from Star Wars are commonly referred to as the Imperials.

Joke 5 - Spam musubi, or just spam, is a type of sushi. On the internet, spam is referred to as the repetition of a specific message, especially when emailing, to annoy or advertise a product/website to someone.

Joke 6 - The phrase, "Son of a gun", is a friendlier alternative to the phrase, "Son of a bitch!" Also, when you annoy someone, that means that you pissed them off, which sounds a bit like "pistoled".

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My 6yo daughter dadjoked me (her dad) this weekend

"Are you excited to color eggs?"

"I guess you could say I was egg-cited! Wah-wah-WAAAAAH!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trevize1138
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Dad joked my entire college writing class

Towards the end of the year we were listing certain errors we learned to correct throughout the course. Someone raised their hand and said "fixing repetition". So later I raised my hand and said "fixing repetition". The teacher at first was serious and said "we already have that on-...." And then she saw me crack the biggest shit eating grin and the whole class groaned as I started laughing uncontrollably.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShamelessHooker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2014
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Dad in training

Characters: My wife, my son (four years old), and my daughter (his twin, so obviously also four).


Son: "My classmate didn't like me laughing at her today."

Wife: "Why were you laughing at her?"

Son: "I'm a vampire! Bwa ha ha ha ha!"

Wife: "OH! Like an evil laugh?"

Son: "Yeah! Bwa ha ha ha ha!"

Daughter: "I'm a witch! Hee hee hee hee!"

Wife: "So you're both monsters?"

Son: "Yep!"

Daughter: "Hee hee hee hee!"

Wife: "Am I a monster too?"

Son: "Yeah! You're a ... " <dramatic pause> " ... mummy."

Whole family in hysterical laughter, and after it dies down he goes, "Get it!? Mummy!"


I've never been so proud. A spontaneously generated pun of that caliber at four years old, AND an unnecessary clarification/repetition of the joke? I've got high hopes for this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maclimes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2017
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[META] A plea for real dad jokes.

EDIT: I somehow JUST saw the Mod Sticky post from last week, where a lot of users have expressed similar sentiments to these. I apologize to the mods if this is not appropriate and respect your decision if you want to delete it. I just wanted to see if people were thinking the same kind of thing. Still, read it if ya like.

It used to be that /r/dadjokes was a place to post actual stories of real dad humor. 'My dad pulled out this groaner at dinner.' 'Just became a dad...I think I get it now!' These are the things that warm my heart and tickle my corny bone. And I don't think I'm alone.

Now, we're arrogant enough to think we know the formula for dad humor, so we can post anything reminiscent of it, and it counts as a dad joke. It's as if we think we own dad humor now, and we can bend it and shape it at will.

Let me tell you, folks. WE DO NOT OWN DAD HUMOR.

Even the dads among us don't own it. I think the universe just channels it through them in brilliant, glorious, involuntary sneezes. Some are more deft than others, and are seen by the universe as more worthy outlets. But they do not own it.

We can get close to elusive heart of dad humor, we can approach it, we can dance around it...but we can never touch it. This is where I take issue with posts like this one, which currently has over 4000 upvotes and 2000 net karma. Is it reminiscent of dad-like punly-ness? Would a dad chortle heartily at reading it? Yes, almost certainly yes. But does that make it a dad joke? No...I would argue not.

Dad jokes are also not just about the jokes themselves. They're about the response--that he manages to be surprised at his own genius, even on the eightieth repetition. They're about the face-palms and straight stares of family members. What is a dad joke without context?

My proposed solution: ban link/image posts. I wish it wouldn't have to come to that, but I can't see another way to get back on track to the real goal here. I have hover zoom--I understand the desire for instant gratification. I've skipped over interesting looking videos because they required a click.

But that's not why I come here.

I understand that there are legitimate dad jokes transmitted via text, or perhaps requiring a bit of visual context. At this point, though, I think they are a necessary sacrifice for a righteous cause. They can always be transcribed into text, or included in a self-post. Maybe it seems a bit extreme, especially in the face

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlapYourHands
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My Dad pulled this one on me after we watched Edge of Tomorrow

dunnymuncher - "So dad, what did you think of that movie?"

Dad - "I thought it was pretty repetitive"

dunnymuncher - Groaning Noises

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dunnymuncher
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Successfully Dadjoked my roommate pretty good today.

So I was just browsing reddit and eating some noodles. I came across this video about a guy who is only able to use one sound to communicate. Just as I was stopping the video, my roommate came over and asked me what I was watching. I said, "Just some guy who can only say 'tono'. I stopped watching because it got really repetitive." He told me that I would make a good dad some day :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superdiglett100
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2015
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Repetition is the Mother of learning.

So who's the father?

Daddycation.

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