Do you know what car someone who loves rhythmical music should own ?

A Honda Beat.

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👤︎ u/BigBeat25
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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The other day I saw a large number of bread rolls moving rhythmically to music.

They were doing it in a-bun-dance.

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👤︎ u/keychainoi
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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Dad: I heard a singer today taunting me

Kid: What?

Dad: The singer was a good looking fellow, and his friends danced on the walls

Kid: What?

Dad: The singer was well dressed, and he kept taunting me

Kid: What?

Dad: He was so rhythmic and his baritone voice was so smooth - but he kept taunting me

Kid: What are you talking about Dad?

Dad: The singer! He said he would lend me some, but not all of his Pixar DVD collection

Kid: Who was this singer?

Dad: Rick something

Kid: Rick something?

Dad: Rick something, and he said he was never going to give me Up

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📅︎ Dec 22 2019
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Brain Sucker

I learned this from an old girlfriend's dad when he did it to her little sister.

Dad: Puts his hand on top of kid's head and squeezes to imitate a rhythmic suction. Then he says "You know what this is?"

Kid: "No what?"

Dad: "It's a brain sucker, you know what it's doing?"

Kid: "Sucking my brain."

Dad: "Nope! It's starving!"

This one gets me every time!

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