Meaty Puns

But when he falls from the sky he's meatier.

“No”, replies the burger, “but I can tell you you’re going to need an umbrella later.”

“Oh, sorry”, said the man, “I thought you were a meaty urologist”.

A meaty okra

It isn’t stroganoff

The burger is very meaty, but the other is a little meteor.

Meaty ogre

One is meaty and the other is a little meteor!

Meaty-ocre.

I was like what are you some kinda meaty urologist?

Me: Very easily. It was right next to the potatoes.

I guess you could say it was meaty ogre

It's very meaty-ocre.

I said... “Wow, that’s a meaty urologist!” 😎🤓

I was hit by a meaty-ore.

It was meaty oaker

Then I realized he’d probably be meaty ogre

A meaty-urologist

I did once, it was just meaty okra

I want to hear more about the big storm system in the area but they keep asking for updates from a "meaty urologist."

Father of a 3 year old here. I work in a grocery store. Here are some jokes I like to tell or have told.

-Customer wants to buy some Aunt Jemima's pancakes or syrup. "Oh man these are the only breakfast brand I can buy due to religious reasons. I'm a Jemima's Witness."

-Find some bad meat and take it back to the meat department "Yeah the quality of this meat is meaty-ocre."

-What kind of melon can't get married? A cant-elope.

He was Meaty Yorick!

Because he was a meaty-urologist.

He asked me to put the bones from the steak into the garbage, and then take it out. Surely, I put them in the bag, but before washing my hands, I said,

"You know, some people say I have meaty hands."

And boy, did that get him, as he looked at me curiously for a moment before getting it.

I out-dadded dad.

Dad: there's a casserole. Me: What? Dad: That's meaty-alrite

A Meaty Urologist