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πŸ‘€︎ u/ffualo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2008
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The Rock is meaty

But when he falls from the sky he's meatier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MogolianShrimp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a hamburger. Upon receiving the burger, the man says to the burger, β€œBurger, can you help me with my urinary tract infection?”.

β€œNo”, replies the burger, β€œbut I can tell you you’re going to need an umbrella later.”

β€œOh, sorry”, said the man, β€œI thought you were a meaty urologist”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMoy1980
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What's the most lackluster vegetable?

A meaty okra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vulture12
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Security professionals advise to never use β€˜beef stew’ as a password

It isn’t stroganoff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-m-meeseeks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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What’s the difference between a good burger and a shooting star?

The burger is very meaty, but the other is a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Shrek isn't bad, but he's not that great either. I guess you could say he's...

Meaty ogre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grumpkin_eater
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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What's the difference between a good beef wellington and an asteroid?

One is meaty and the other is a little meteor!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J0hn-c3na
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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What's it called when a steak is just average?

Meaty-ocre.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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I had to go to a specialist to check out my bladder. The guy I saw was frickin jacked and kept warning me not to forget an umbrella.

I was like what are you some kinda meaty urologist?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WheelyMac
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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At a restaurant, right after finishing my steak dinner. Waiter: So how did you find the steak, sir?

Me: Very easily. It was right next to the potatoes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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I ate Shrek for dinner last night. It wasn’t great, but it wasn’t terrible either...

I guess you could say it was meaty ogre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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I don't like vegan meat.

It's very meaty-ocre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/erppi2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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I was feeling under the weather when I got my prostate exam. When the heavy set doctor stepped out..

I said... β€œWow, that’s a meaty urologist!” πŸ˜ŽπŸ€“

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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By the way. I was hit with a huge piece of animal muscles from outer space yesterday. I used it to make steaks after.

I was hit by a meaty-ore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P0tat0sa11ad
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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did you hear the one about the carnivore tree?

It was meaty oaker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katlilly1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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I was wondering if Shrek would taste any good

Then I realized he’d probably be meaty ogre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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What do you call an obese, penis doctor?

A meaty-urologist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumansAreGarbage
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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have you tried that trendy okra wrapped steak recipe ever?

I did once, it was just meaty okra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sukarsono
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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My local radio station really needs to hire an actual weatherman.

I want to hear more about the big storm system in the area but they keep asking for updates from a "meaty urologist."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManiAAC41
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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Grocery store worker humor

Father of a 3 year old here. I work in a grocery store. Here are some jokes I like to tell or have told.

-Customer wants to buy some Aunt Jemima's pancakes or syrup. "Oh man these are the only breakfast brand I can buy due to religious reasons. I'm a Jemima's Witness."

-Find some bad meat and take it back to the meat department "Yeah the quality of this meat is meaty-ocre."

-What kind of melon can't get married? A cant-elope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PapaPeyton
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2016
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Why was the astronomer interested in the buff actor from "Hamlet"?

He was Meaty Yorick!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SemperPieratus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2016
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Why was the chubby doctor always talking about the weather?

Because he was a meaty-urologist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YellsWhenDrunk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2016
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After a Fine Dinner Cooked by Dad...

He asked me to put the bones from the steak into the garbage, and then take it out. Surely, I put them in the bag, but before washing my hands, I said,

"You know, some people say I have meaty hands."

And boy, did that get him, as he looked at me curiously for a moment before getting it.

I out-dadded dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Battlesperger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2014
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During tonight's meteor shower...

Dad: there's a casserole. Me: What? Dad: That's meaty-alrite

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2015
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What do you call a hamburger that studies the urinary tract?

A Meaty Urologist

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2017
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