You can’t tell kleptomaniacs puns.
They take things, literally.
Why do kleptomaniacs have a hard time understanding metaphors?
They take everything literally.
I showed up late to the Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting.
Needless to say, all the seats were already taken.
Why can't you joke around with kleptomaniacs?
They take everything so literally
I am a kleptomaniac.
Sometimes I have to take something for it
I once entered the world kleptomaniac championships...
I took gold, silver and bronze.
I could never date a kleptomaniac.
I don't think I have what it takes.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac? A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
A comma.
A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
I think Black Holes are the most successful kleptomaniacs around...
Nothing they grab is ever returned.
Why can't you tell jokes to a kleptomaniac?
They always take things literally
"Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a kleptomaniac."
"Take these tablets twice a day and if it doesn't work, get me an iPhone 12.
The only thing a kleptomaniac cannot steal is a pun
They take everything literally.
I’m a kleptomaniac
Sometimes at night it gets so hard i have to take something for it.
I went to the local Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting last night
but all the seats were taken.
It is hard to teach humor to a kleptomaniac.
They take things so literally.
I think my brother is an kleptomaniac who steals from public roads
I tried to attend a seminar for kleptomaniacs.
All the seats were already taken.
I‘m a kleptomaniac
When it‘s really bad, I gotta take something for it.
As a Broadway director my life's greatest accomplishment was the production about a group of kleptomaniacs.
Unfortunately, one of them stole the show.
You can't tell puns to a kleptomaniac...
They take things literally.
(Free irony included, this joke is shamelessly stolen)
Why do kleptomaniacs never understand puns?
Because they always take things literally.
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs.
They take everything literally.
Kleptomaniacs never understand jokes.
They always take things, literally.
It's hard to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs
They always take things literally
Its hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs,
because they take everything literally.
Why do i hate kleptomaniacs?
They take everything literally
It's so difficult to explain puns to kleptomaniacs...
They always take things literally
Why don't kleptomaniacs like puns?
Because they take everything literally.
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs ?
The always take things literally
its hard to talk to kleptomaniacs because they take things... literally
I guess I know why you shouldn't tell a kleptomaniac a pun.
They always take things literally.
I showed up late to the Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting.
Needless to say, all the seats were already taken.
What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?
The literalist takes things literally. The kleptomaniac takes things, literally.
Why don't kleptomaniacs enjoy puns?
They take everything literally.
What's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
A literalist takes things literally while a kleptomaniac takes things, literally.
What’s the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
One takes things literally and the other takes things, literally.
It's hard to explain things to a kleptomaniac
They always take things literally
I showed up at the weekly Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting...
...but all the seats were already taken.
What’s the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
One takes things literally and the other takes things, literally.
It’s hard to explain things to kleptomaniacs
Because they always take things literally.
What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?
One takes things literally and the other takes things, literally
Kleptomaniacs always take things, literally.
I’m a kleptomaniac
Sometimes it gets really bad and I have to take something for it.
It’s hard to explain things to kleptomaniacs
Because they always take things literally.
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs...
... they always take things literally
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs.
They always take things literally.
I showed up late to last night's meeting of Kleptomaniacs Anonymous.
All of the seats were already taken.
Why don't Kleptomaniacs understand puns?
Because they take things literally.
I showed up at the weekly Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting...
...but all the seats were already taken.
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