What do programmers and exterminators have in common?

They both spend most of their time fighting bugs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tickytickytango
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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I dated a household product exterminator once and didn't know it...

I guess my first tipoff should have came with all the Raids. But it really came to light with all the Black Flags.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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What tunes do exterminators get down to?

Smashmoth, Deadmouse, and Pop-a-roach

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zorthor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Why did the exterminator let his dogs eat steak for dinner?

He lets the pesticides

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nomorepleaseno
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2015
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My neighbours tree just got exterminated.

He said it was because of tree ants.

The next day, he exterminated his other tree that before, hadn't had any ants.

He said it was because of nutrients.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadowDabber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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What would the terminator be called after his retirement?

The Exterminator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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What are terminators called when they retire?

Exterminators

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Hungarians use scare tactics to exterminate bugs

It's called boo-the-pest control

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dementia_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2017
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[Request] Can anyone please help me come up with a business name that is a Bob's Burgers-level pun?

The neighboring store front and exterminator van in the opening credits have the best punny business names and always crack me up. I'm a fan and would love to name my business in a similar fashion. ETA Examples: I'd Hit That Boxing Gym. Lady and the Clamp, Hardware for Her. A Fridge Too Far. Cupid's Stupid, Divorce Attorneys. A Ton in the Oven, Big and Tall Baby Clothes. Let's Scissor! Collage Studio. Don't Stop Bereaving, Grief Counseling.

But I am So. Stuck.

A little background about my business idea: I'm a personal/sometimes virtual assistant specializing in household admin and management. I'm marketing mostly towards blue collar men who might be widows/divorcees who never had to worry about the general finances and household paperwork. Some of the services offered are: budget setting, bill paying, appointment setting/calendar management, travel arrangements, errands, personal & grocery shopping, pet & house sitting, etc...

I'm ready to take the next steps in making this an actual business and take out some ad space, but the perfectionist in me NEEDS a brilliant name. Can someone please help me? The best I can come up with is some sort of play on Pepper Potts, but I see quite a few VAs out there with that as a business name. I will gift a platinum to the one I like the best if that's appropriate.

Thank you in advance! πŸ”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmElleGee31
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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After Arnie's last Terminator film, he became even more lethal

as an exTerminator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Knock knock

-Who's there?

-Doctor

-Doctor Who?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lazy_sloth_No6
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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Me: Hello, Arnold? T-800, I need your help

Arnold: I’m not a terminator anymore, I’m retired

Me: But my house is filled with cockroaches & rats, please help!!!

Arnold: Howβ€˜s that my concern?

Me: If you’re retired doesn’t that make you an exterminator?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Temilitary
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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He got a bug

I work at an assisted living facility and the other day they were going to be spraying my unit for bed bugs (preventatively). But on the day the exterminator called out sick, and as I was going around informing residents one grinned and said β€œHe got a bug”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/polkinator
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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Office supply store joke of the day

[Customer walks into the store]

Me: "Good morning! Can I help you find anything today?"

Customer: "Yeah, do you guys have any mice?"

Me: "Yes, they're right over hβ€”"

Customer: "You should call an exterminator!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taraidaictyl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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Bee-a-u-tiful

Chatting with my friend.

Me: Did i tell you about my friend who's an exterminator?

Friend: No

Me: Yeah he's not really a proper one though, he only deals with like bee and wasp hives.

Friend: Oh right, cool

Me: Yeah I don't really like hanging out with him much though, he's a real buzz killer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeamusMarley
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2014
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What would the Terminator be called in his retirement?

The exterminator.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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