Exterminator Puns

They both spend most of their time fighting bugs.

I guess my first tipoff should have came with all the Raids. But it really came to light with all the Black Flags.

Smashmoth, Deadmouse, and Pop-a-roach

He lets the pesticides

He said it was because of tree ants.

The next day, he exterminated his other tree that before, hadn't had any ants.

He said it was because of nutrients.

The Exterminator

Exterminators

It's called boo-the-pest control

The neighboring store front and exterminator van in the opening credits have the best punny business names and always crack me up. I'm a fan and would love to name my business in a similar fashion. ETA Examples: I'd Hit That Boxing Gym. Lady and the Clamp, Hardware for Her. A Fridge Too Far. Cupid's Stupid, Divorce Attorneys. A Ton in the Oven, Big and Tall Baby Clothes. Let's Scissor! Collage Studio. Don't Stop Bereaving, Grief Counseling.

But I am So. Stuck.

A little background about my business idea: I'm a personal/sometimes virtual assistant specializing in household admin and management. I'm marketing mostly towards blue collar men who might be widows/divorcees who never had to worry about the general finances and household paperwork. Some of the services offered are: budget setting, bill paying, appointment setting/calendar management, travel arrangements, errands, personal & grocery shopping, pet & house sitting, etc...

I'm ready to take the next steps in making this an actual business and take out some ad space, but the perfectionist in me NEEDS a brilliant name. Can someone please help me? The best I can come up with is some sort of play on Pepper Potts, but I see quite a few VAs out there with that as a business name. I will gift a platinum to the one I like the best if that's appropriate.

Thank you in advance! 🍔

as an exTerminator

-Who's there?

-Doctor

-Doctor Who?

Arnold: I’m not a terminator anymore, I’m retired

Me: But my house is filled with cockroaches & rats, please help!!!

Arnold: How‘s that my concern?

Me: If you’re retired doesn’t that make you an exterminator?

I work at an assisted living facility and the other day they were going to be spraying my unit for bed bugs (preventatively). But on the day the exterminator called out sick, and as I was going around informing residents one grinned and said “He got a bug”

[Customer walks into the store]

Me: "Good morning! Can I help you find anything today?"

Customer: "Yeah, do you guys have any mice?"

Me: "Yes, they're right over h—"

Customer: "You should call an exterminator!"

Chatting with my friend.

Me: Did i tell you about my friend who's an exterminator?

Friend: No

Me: Yeah he's not really a proper one though, he only deals with like bee and wasp hives.

Friend: Oh right, cool

Me: Yeah I don't really like hanging out with him much though, he's a real buzz killer.

The exterminator.