Saw a girl, at the bar, told my friend "she's a nein." He told me to head to the eye doctor.
Would you pick your nose?
(insert wisequack here)
because they are really good at it.
From reality.
Hardware, daddy!
He shows it to his son, all proud, and says : "You see, son, when you put a donkey in this end of the machine, a sausage will automatically come out." The son, very confused, asks : "But dad, is there a way to do the opposite, insert a sausage and a donkey comes out?" The father proudly answers : "Yes son, your mom."
One is a shelf insert book nook for fiction fans that you took and the other is a self-insert fan fiction took book that got you shook.
I said, “No, most of them smell that way.”
I am a branch manager.
I'll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French
they can now grow baked potatoes
And the bartender replies with "Why the big paws?"
Catherine.
So what do you call a kid that doesn’t believe in Santa Claus?
A rebel without a Claus (insert all the groans here)
