Russia have just launched a new website that tracks down and deletes pirated movies

Nyetflix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Why did Karen press CTRL + Alt + Delete?

She wanted the Task Manager.

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πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Why did Karen press ctrl+alt+delete?

She wanted to talk to the task manager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelletjeN
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Rename share to spreddit, delete to shreddit and Karma to creddit

Hope we can make this happen! Also I don't know where else to post this

View Poll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MadaraUchiha1423
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Why Did Karen Push Ctrl + Alt + Delete?

She wanted to see the task manager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TenderJello
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Felt. Might delete later.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_bang482
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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β€ͺI delete all emails that start with β€œHi There”...‬

β€ͺI wonder who is There and why do I keep getting his emails!‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I think its time to delete Facebook.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATMiceli
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Found in my library, might delete later
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlameExploision
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Felt. Might delete later.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanillin-Nebula
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Sometimes I go around to random windows computers and delete the default browser

Just to take the edge off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Handman47
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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I just don't understand how people can delete their comments...

I guess it's just a commentment issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ultimater3333
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2017
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My lab partner invented a device that will steal other people’s ideas and then delete it from their memory.

Why didn’t I think of that?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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Why would he delete it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TibbeOrdelman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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It's delete-cious.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordOfTheDarkSide
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2018
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My lab partner came up with a device that steals other people’s ideas, and deletes them permanently from their memory.

Why didn’t I think of that?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Petition to delete r/punpatrol
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dream5280
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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I decided to delete all the german names from my phone...

It’s Hans-free now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluffermuff
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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Doctor: Here's your x-ray. Me : I look ugly in this one. Please delete this take one more .
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πŸ‘€︎ u/suparna131
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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When would you only use the alt and delete buttons on a computer?

When you have lost control.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nate223
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2016
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Why did Pingu delete his tumblr blog?

He wasn't getting enough noots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePurpleArrow
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2016
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If you get an email from me about tinned ham, delete it.

It's spam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fizzyax
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2017
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Why did Karen press CTRL + Alt + Delete?

She wanted the Task Manager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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