“Sorry Harry, unfortunately we have to cancel your Vietnamese food delivery”
Harry Potter and the Order of the Pho Nix.
How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank ?
Just phone them up and say, "I can't cum. "
I started a cancel culture club.
Boy George was not too pleased.
A pinguin decided to cancel his wedding last minute.
I guess he got cold feet.
What is the best way to cancel an appointment?
What do you call someone that cancels your appointment?
Why did the couple cancel their dinner plans at the local Indian restaurant?
They agreed it was a naan-starter
Given social distancing regulations, a ton of condiment companies are being forced to cancel July 4th campaigns like sponsored concerts, where they planned to hand out signature color sunglasses to attendees.
Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.
What did the sperm donor say when he had to cancel his appointment?
I had to cancel a boat tour of a Norway cliff-wall sea inlet.
If you ever have to cancel plans with friends your excuse should be that you have to wash your hair in a lukewarm shower with high quality dandruff shampoo.
At least that way your friends can never call you flakey.
What do you call two fruits that had to cancel their shotgun wedding?
Apparently, if the Coronavirus outbreak gets worse, they might have to cancel all the flights in and out of John Lennon airport.
Why didn't the hitman cancel his cable tv?
He didn't want to pay an early termination fee.
If you have lambda as variable that cancels out, does that make it a sacrificial lambda? λ∇f = 2xλ i + 2yλ j + 2zλ k
Why did Hitler cancel his plans for the day?
He wasn't feeling all reich
Bruce Springsteen, Pearl Jam and Ringo Starr all cancel NC shows over the anti-LGBT law.
This is disconcerting news.
TLC had to cancel a new reality TV show that was set inside an airport.
The pilot didn’t take off.
The Polar Vortex forced them to cancel tonight's performance of Hamilton in Chicago.
Once again, brrr killed Hamilton.
LPT: Want beer but are too young to buy it? Buy rootbeer and put it in a square glass. The square cancels out the root and all that's left is beer! reddit.com/r/ShittyLifePr…
Why did Thing 1 and Thing 2 cancel their gym memberships?
Things weren’t working out.
I had a date cancel on me because she claimed to be constipated.
Why did the pony have to cancel her concert?
How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?
Just ring up and say you can't cum!
What do you say when you cancel an appointment?