What do you call a president that you quickly turn off and on?
What do you call a Christmas decoration made out off $100 bills?
What do you call an Irish man who keeps on bumping off things ?
What do you call someone who sells knock-off handbags?
What did Apple call the small country they bought off the coast of Wales?
What do you call it when you throw a middle aged woman off a building and they come back to you?
What do you call an alarm that doesn’t go off ?
I was going to open a distillery this year, but after all this uncertainty, I've decided to call it off.
It's a whiskey business, after all.
What did they call the London clock tower after it started leaning off to the side?
What do you call a man who falls off a rocky ledge but holds on long enough to
Cliff Hanger... Or Mr Hanger if your being formal.
What do you call it when a group of giraffes have a beef kebob cook off?
A high steaks poker tournament
what do you call a canoe that's 50% off?
What do you call a goat that sweeps a woman off her feet?
What do you call someone who has the ability to pull off a lie in every situation?
What do you call an alarm clock that always goes off at 3am in the morning?
What do you call a monk who steals a grilled cheese sandwich right off the griddle?
Out of the frying pan and into the friar.
What do you call a cheap circumcision A rip-off.
What do you call it when the fire alarm goes off during sex
What do you call a guy that comes over and breaks the butt end off of grandad's old hunting rifle?
What do you call a pissed off redhead?
What do you call an Irish man bouncing off the walls?
Rick O Shea
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What do you call and Irishman bouncing off the walls?
Rick O'Shea
(Not my joke, saw it on Twitter)
What do millennials call lay-offs?
What do you call a unicorn with its horn cut off?
Do they call the first episode of a show the pilot to see if it will take off?
What do you call an iphone whose screen came off ?
What do you call a tree with it's branch cut off?
What do you call it when you buy something on line from the Middle East and get ripped off?
What do you call a knock off iPhone?
What do you call an aggravating Tibetan monk that just got off a fast?
What do you call a cantaloupe that runs off to get married?
What do you call a group of gangsters that refuse to turn off the lights on their cameras
What do you call a rip-off Chinese phone
What do you call a Canadian coffee shop with the lights off?
What do you call a cup that falls off a swing?
What do you call robots hanging off the ceiling?
What do you call a chickpea that walks off a cliff?
What do you call a melon that is unable to run off and get married?
The driver told me to get off the bus or he would call the police.
After it took me a good minute to climb up there in the first place too.
What do you call a Mexican stand off?
What do you call your children's children's children's children if they jump off of a cliff?
What do you call an Irishman that bounces off walls?
What do you call an Irish man bouncing off the walls?
What do you call a ship that's 50% off?
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