Because of meeting cancellations due to Corona ...
the local origami society has folded.
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οΈ May 23 2020
Why was the Rabbi disgruntled over the cancellation of the Bris?
Because he got no severance pay.
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οΈ May 17 2018
My vaccination appointment was cancelled because they ran out of the vaccine I need for 2nd dose.
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οΈ May 06 2021
βSorry Harry, unfortunately we have to cancel your Vietnamese food deliveryβ
Harry Potter and the Order of the Pho Nix.
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οΈ Apr 06 2021
Did you hear about the band that got cancelled by PETA for their album art featuring trees made of flesh?
They caught a lot of meatwood flack
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οΈ Mar 28 2021
After she cancelled several dates with me, I told my crush she should start dating wheelchair-bound menβ¦
because sheβs really good at standing guys up.
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οΈ Apr 20 2021
How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank ?
Just phone them up and say, "I can't cum. "
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οΈ Mar 15 2021
Did you hear about the man who was cancelled for pretending to be an emu?
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οΈ Apr 07 2021
The leper football game was cancelled.
Turns out there was a face off in the corner.
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οΈ Feb 15 2021
I started a cancel culture club.
Boy George was not too pleased.
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οΈ Mar 08 2021
A pinguin decided to cancel his wedding last minute.
I guess he got cold feet.
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οΈ Jan 26 2021
A&E canceled Hoarders today
Surely they have a few episodes stashed away.
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οΈ Feb 14 2021
Post Malone has canceled his tour.
Does this now make him Postpone Malone?
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οΈ Mar 26 2020
What is the best way to cancel an appointment?
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οΈ Jan 21 2021
After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...
...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage
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οΈ Jan 13 2021
India has canceled Halloween!
They ran out of Gandhi :(
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οΈ Jan 08 2021
What do you call the crew of a rocket launch that gets cancelled?
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οΈ Jan 28 2021
I heard they were going to broadcast the World Origami Championships this weekend since so many sports are cancelled
Too bad itβs Payperview
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οΈ Nov 18 2020
Breaking News: K-pop band BTS has sued Phillips and Bose Corporations
Apparently their music was not audible in their noise cancellation headphones
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οΈ May 16 2021
What do you call someone that cancels your appointment?
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οΈ Sep 25 2020
Why did the couple cancel their dinner plans at the local Indian restaurant?
They agreed it was a naan-starter
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οΈ Nov 21 2020
With so many sporting events canceled, theyβre going to televise the World Origami Championship.
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οΈ Aug 21 2020
What did the bonito call the other bonito that cancelled plans?
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οΈ Oct 29 2020
Why did Superman cancelled today's tinder date?
The girl asked if he wanted to see her crib tonight
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οΈ Oct 29 2020
4 men were sitting in a boat about to smoke a cigarette, when they realized they didn't have a cigarette lighter.
So, they threw one cigarette off their boat and the boat became one cigarette lighter.
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οΈ Sep 26 2020
Given social distancing regulations, a ton of condiment companies are being forced to cancel July 4th campaigns like sponsored concerts, where they planned to hand out signature color sunglasses to attendees.
Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.
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οΈ Jun 26 2020
What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?
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οΈ Dec 07 2020
You can now watch the World Origami Championship on tv since all these other sports are being cancelled.
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οΈ Aug 03 2020
Our birth coach just cancelled, my wife is due any day now, and we're freaking out!
We're having a midwife crisis.
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οΈ Sep 01 2020
βDad, is the Renaissance festival canceled this year?β
Dad: Yes, because of Covid.
Son: No fair!
Dad: Thatβs what I said.
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οΈ Aug 31 2020
What did the sperm donor say when he had to cancel his appointment?
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οΈ Apr 10 2020
My yogurt starter went bad, so I throw it out.....
I really hated cancelling culture.
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οΈ May 06 2021
Well I mean I would be mad...
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οΈ Jun 10 2020
I had to cancel a boat tour of a Norway cliff-wall sea inlet.
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οΈ Jun 23 2020
I was worried my tightwalking class would be cancelled because of the lockdown
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οΈ Aug 08 2020
Friend: Ugh the concert I was attending this weekend got cancelled
Me: wow thatβs disconcerting
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οΈ Aug 28 2020
Had an appointment canceled last minute, but I'm not angry
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οΈ Jul 19 2020
If you ever have to cancel plans with friends your excuse should be that you have to wash your hair in a lukewarm shower with high quality dandruff shampoo.
At least that way your friends can never call you flakey.
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οΈ Jul 23 2020
Apparently, the producers of The Flintstones were planning to make one final episode where Fredβs brother marries Barneyβs brother.
It was cancelled because it was the 60s and Americans werenβt yet ready to have a gay old time.
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οΈ Apr 29 2021
Since hockey has been canceled, nobody has seen the Zamboni driver
But Iβm sure heβll resurface eventually.
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οΈ Jul 10 2020
The psychic convention is cancelled
Due to unforeseen circumstances
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οΈ Mar 23 2020
Noise-Cancelling Headphones
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οΈ May 22 2020
What did the man say when his trip got cancelled to Africa?
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οΈ Jun 12 2020
With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the 'World Origami Championships'
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οΈ Jul 08 2020
It's amazing how many large events have been cancelled recently.
It has been an unconventional year.
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οΈ Jul 17 2020
My date canceled because I told her I am a complete dick.
I just meant I'm uncircumcised.
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οΈ Jul 24 2020
How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?
Just ring up and say you can't cum!
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οΈ Aug 21 2020
With so many supporting events being canceled, they're going to televise the World Origami Championships.
ποΈ 11
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οΈ Jul 06 2020
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