Because of meeting cancellations due to Corona ...

the local origami society has folded.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zuckerschneggle
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23 2020
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Why was the Rabbi disgruntled over the cancellation of the Bris?

Because he got no severance pay.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FYF69
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17 2018
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My vaccination appointment was cancelled because they ran out of the vaccine I need for 2nd dose.

It's disappointing.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tamer_
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06 2021
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β€œSorry Harry, unfortunately we have to cancel your Vietnamese food delivery”

Harry Potter and the Order of the Pho Nix.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06 2021
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Did you hear about the band that got cancelled by PETA for their album art featuring trees made of flesh?

They caught a lot of meatwood flack

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/burritovore
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 28 2021
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After she cancelled several dates with me, I told my crush she should start dating wheelchair-bound men…

because she’s really good at standing guys up.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/19triguy82
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20 2021
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How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank ?

Just phone them up and say, "I can't cum. "

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 15 2021
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Did you hear about the man who was cancelled for pretending to be an emu?

He was ostrich-sized

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheLaborOnion
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07 2021
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The leper football game was cancelled.

Turns out there was a face off in the corner.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Administrative_Ball6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15 2021
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I started a cancel culture club.

Boy George was not too pleased.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BigBrotherBagels
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08 2021
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A pinguin decided to cancel his wedding last minute.

I guess he got cold feet.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DontReplyToMePlz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26 2021
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A&E canceled Hoarders today

Surely they have a few episodes stashed away.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stabmesomemore
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14 2021
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Post Malone has canceled his tour.

Does this now make him Postpone Malone?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ConsumerOfAllToes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26 2020
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What is the best way to cancel an appointment?

Ask for disappointment

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sedulas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21 2021
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After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...

...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/td941
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13 2021
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India has canceled Halloween!

They ran out of Gandhi :(

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08 2021
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What do you call the crew of a rocket launch that gets cancelled?

Astronots

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bobby_vance
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28 2021
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I heard they were going to broadcast the World Origami Championships this weekend since so many sports are cancelled

Too bad it’s Payperview

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18 2020
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Breaking News: K-pop band BTS has sued Phillips and Bose Corporations

Apparently their music was not audible in their noise cancellation headphones

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/raghavbakshiultimate
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16 2021
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What do you call someone that cancels your appointment?

A disappointment

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MR_Chuan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25 2020
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Why did the couple cancel their dinner plans at the local Indian restaurant?

They agreed it was a naan-starter

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crash8308
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21 2020
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With so many sporting events canceled, they’re going to televise the World Origami Championship.

It’s on Paperview

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rockboxatx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21 2020
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What did the bonito call the other bonito that cancelled plans?

A flake

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ConradFlick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29 2020
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Why did Superman cancelled today's tinder date?

The girl asked if he wanted to see her crib tonight

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SeBAGeNetiC
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29 2020
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4 men were sitting in a boat about to smoke a cigarette, when they realized they didn't have a cigarette lighter.

So, they threw one cigarette off their boat and the boat became one cigarette lighter.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/icemage27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26 2020
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Given social distancing regulations, a ton of condiment companies are being forced to cancel July 4th campaigns like sponsored concerts, where they planned to hand out signature color sunglasses to attendees.

Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DeusJZ
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26 2020
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What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear What I Hear?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TaurusGuy813
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07 2020
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You can now watch the World Origami Championship on tv since all these other sports are being cancelled.

It’s on paper view.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03 2020
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Our birth coach just cancelled, my wife is due any day now, and we're freaking out!

We're having a midwife crisis.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rememberlans
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01 2020
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β€œDad, is the Renaissance festival canceled this year?”

Dad: Yes, because of Covid.

Son: No fair!

Dad: That’s what I said.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31 2020
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What did the sperm donor say when he had to cancel his appointment?

– I can’t come.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/taroqi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10 2020
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My yogurt starter went bad, so I throw it out.....

I really hated cancelling culture.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Oro_Outcast
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06 2021
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Well I mean I would be mad...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xxDr-Beckyxx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10 2020
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I had to cancel a boat tour of a Norway cliff-wall sea inlet.

I couldn't afjord it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23 2020
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I was worried my tightwalking class would be cancelled because of the lockdown

But it's all online now

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WaferDisastrous
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08 2020
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Friend: Ugh the concert I was attending this weekend got cancelled

Me: wow that’s disconcerting

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JoshPlaysUltimate
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28 2020
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Had an appointment canceled last minute, but I'm not angry

just disappointed.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justryingtokeepup
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19 2020
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If you ever have to cancel plans with friends your excuse should be that you have to wash your hair in a lukewarm shower with high quality dandruff shampoo.

At least that way your friends can never call you flakey.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bumblebus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23 2020
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Apparently, the producers of The Flintstones were planning to make one final episode where Fred’s brother marries Barney’s brother.

It was cancelled because it was the 60s and Americans weren’t yet ready to have a gay old time.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29 2021
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Since hockey has been canceled, nobody has seen the Zamboni driver

But I’m sure he’ll resurface eventually.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/diabeticdestroyer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10 2020
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The psychic convention is cancelled

Due to unforeseen circumstances

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fransisco_flores
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23 2020
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Noise-Cancelling Headphones
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HyperGhost1
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22 2020
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What did the man say when his trip got cancelled to Africa?

Uganda be kinding me

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/i30cluy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12 2020
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With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the 'World Origami Championships'

It's on paperview

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08 2020
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It's amazing how many large events have been cancelled recently.

It has been an unconventional year.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MmmVomit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17 2020
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My date canceled because I told her I am a complete dick.

I just meant I'm uncircumcised.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SlytherRedd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24 2020
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How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?

Just ring up and say you can't cum!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ball5deeper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21 2020
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With so many supporting events being canceled, they're going to televise the World Origami Championships.

It will be on Paperview.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06 2020
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