What do you call the crew of a rocket launch that gets cancelled?
After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...
...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage
I heard they were going to broadcast the World Origami Championships this weekend since so many sports are cancelled
What did the bonito call the other bonito that cancelled plans?
Why did Superman cancelled today's tinder date?
The girl asked if he wanted to see her crib tonight
Our birth coach just cancelled, my wife is due any day now, and we're freaking out!
We're having a midwife crisis.
You can now watch the World Origami Championship on tv since all these other sports are being cancelled.
Friend: Ugh the concert I was attending this weekend got cancelled
Me: wow that’s disconcerting
I was worried my tightwalking class would be cancelled because of the lockdown
It's amazing how many large events have been cancelled recently.
It has been an unconventional year.
With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the 'World Origami Championships'
What did the man say when his trip got cancelled to Africa?
I’m the only appointment my dentist has. But I cancelled it.
Now I’m just a disappointment.
The psychic convention is cancelled
Due to unforeseen circumstances
Since hockey has been cancelled, no one has seen the Zamboni driver...
But I’m sure he’ll resurface eventually.
Nobody's heard from the Zamboni drivers since the NHL cancelled their season.
I'm sure they'll resurface at some point.
My Prophecy class just got cancelled
Due to unforeseen circumstances
Apparently the Grand Prix in Melbourne is going to be cancelled
A member of the McLaren team has tested positive for the carowner virus
The methadone clinic has cancelled urinalysis screenings for the rest of April
Unlike the grocery store, the clinic isn't adopting the "curbside pee-cup" system.
March is Cancelled
This is the ultimate April Fools' joke.
Saint Patrick’s Day cancelled due to COVID-19
We are very sorry to announce that Saint Patrick’s Day has been cancelled this year due to COVID-19. We are doing our best to keep the leprechauns in quarantine but as you know, they are very tricky and do not like feeling trapped. Everyone please stay safe.
My flat-earth cruise to Antarctica was cancelled
It was disappointing, but not the end of the world.
Apple have cancelled thier planned cruise ship, the iTanic.
Apparently it kept synching when docked
Edit: I know spelling of 'their' is wrong. Cannot be changed.
Did you know they cancelled Vivaldi?
He only lasted Four Seasons.
Did you hear about the show that got cancelled after the pilot episode?
I guess it never took off
Wednesday night's performance of Hamilton in Chicago was cancelled due to extreme weather.
Once again, Brrrrr killed Hamilton.
My daughter informed me that the paper said Huey Lewis had cancelled his show.
To this I responded, "Well, I guess you could say that's Huey Lewis in the News."
I used to be in a band called 'Gig Cancelled'
We didn't get big crowds.
What did the drill sergeant do with his newborn when the babysitter cancelled?
Took him to the infant-ry
Did you hear about the Mark Twain festival that was cancelled by rain?
With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the World Origami Championship.
With so many sporting events being cancelled they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship...
My appointment was cancelled
It was a dis-appointment.
With so many sporting events being cancelled, they're having to televise the world origami championships.
What do you call a cancelled appointment?
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