What do you call the crew of a rocket launch that gets cancelled?

Astronots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobby_vance
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...

...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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I heard they were going to broadcast the World Origami Championships this weekend since so many sports are cancelled

Too bad it’s Payperview

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What did the bonito call the other bonito that cancelled plans?

A flake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConradFlick
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Why did Superman cancelled today's tinder date?

The girl asked if he wanted to see her crib tonight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeBAGeNetiC
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Our birth coach just cancelled, my wife is due any day now, and we're freaking out!

We're having a midwife crisis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rememberlans
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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You can now watch the World Origami Championship on tv since all these other sports are being cancelled.

It’s on paper view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Friend: Ugh the concert I was attending this weekend got cancelled

Me: wow that’s disconcerting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshPlaysUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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I was worried my tightwalking class would be cancelled because of the lockdown

But it's all online now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaferDisastrous
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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It's amazing how many large events have been cancelled recently.

It has been an unconventional year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MmmVomit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the 'World Origami Championships'

It's on paperview

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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What did the man say when his trip got cancelled to Africa?

Uganda be kinding me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i30cluy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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I’m the only appointment my dentist has. But I cancelled it.

Now I’m just a disappointment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/archit14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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The psychic convention is cancelled

Due to unforeseen circumstances

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fransisco_flores
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Since hockey has been cancelled, no one has seen the Zamboni driver...

But I’m sure he’ll resurface eventually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OCR9
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Nobody's heard from the Zamboni drivers since the NHL cancelled their season.

I'm sure they'll resurface at some point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseheadDave
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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My Prophecy class just got cancelled

Due to unforeseen circumstances

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Apparently the Grand Prix in Melbourne is going to be cancelled

A member of the McLaren team has tested positive for the carowner virus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heykody
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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The methadone clinic has cancelled urinalysis screenings for the rest of April

Unlike the grocery store, the clinic isn't adopting the "curbside pee-cup" system.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saltoftree
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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March is Cancelled

This is the ultimate April Fools' joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wernershnitzl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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Saint Patrick’s Day cancelled due to COVID-19

We are very sorry to announce that Saint Patrick’s Day has been cancelled this year due to COVID-19. We are doing our best to keep the leprechauns in quarantine but as you know, they are very tricky and do not like feeling trapped. Everyone please stay safe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Littlepips
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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My flat-earth cruise to Antarctica was cancelled

It was disappointing, but not the end of the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prepper5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Apple have cancelled thier planned cruise ship, the iTanic.

Apparently it kept synching when docked

Edit: I know spelling of 'their' is wrong. Cannot be changed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMBiSH
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2017
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Did you know they cancelled Vivaldi?

He only lasted Four Seasons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coffeeman285
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Did you hear about the show that got cancelled after the pilot episode?

I guess it never took off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khevan_YT
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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Wednesday night's performance of Hamilton in Chicago was cancelled due to extreme weather.

Once again, Brrrrr killed Hamilton.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BassWizard420
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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My daughter informed me that the paper said Huey Lewis had cancelled his show.

To this I responded, "Well, I guess you could say that's Huey Lewis in the News."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Treevus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2018
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I used to be in a band called 'Gig Cancelled'

We didn't get big crowds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2017
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What did the drill sergeant do with his newborn when the babysitter cancelled?

Took him to the infant-ry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chandler404
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2017
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Did you hear about the Mark Twain festival that was cancelled by rain?

It was inclement weather

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Winston_Wind-Up
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2013
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With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the World Origami Championship.

It’s on Paperview!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dennyitlo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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With so many sporting events being cancelled they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship...

It’s on paperview.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niloc12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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My appointment was cancelled

It was a dis-appointment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rover359
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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With so many sporting events being cancelled, they're having to televise the world origami championships.

They're on paperview.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ben_Zedd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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What do you call a cancelled appointment?

A disappointment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__Nacho__Cheese
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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