Ever notice bankers tend to keep to themselves?

They're loaners by nature.

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📅︎ Oct 26 2019
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6 hours after a major bank robbery took place, the bank have finally released their statement.

Withdrawn: £9,000,000

Balance:£0.00

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👤︎ u/adc2502
📅︎ Feb 18 2019
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Our family's favorite joke.

My youngest daughter had a developmental disability as a toddler. As a result, she was very withdrawn and functionally mute until the age of four. I made up a joke and taught it to her in an attempt to get her to open up a little. It worked.

Me: What does the dog say?

Her: Woof!

Me: What does the cat say?

Her: Meow!

Me: What does the cow say?

Her: Eat More Chikin!

Thanks, Chik-Fil-A, for helping to bring my baby girl out of her shell.

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👤︎ u/papashuga
📅︎ Aug 10 2017
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