India has canceled Halloween!
They ran out of Gandhi :(
Post Malone has canceled his tour.
Does this now make him Postpone Malone?
With so many sporting events canceled, they’re going to televise the World Origami Championship.
“Dad, is the Renaissance festival canceled this year?”
Dad: Yes, because of Covid.
Son: No fair!
Dad: That’s what I said.
Had an appointment canceled last minute, but I'm not angry
Since hockey has been canceled, nobody has seen the Zamboni driver
But I’m sure he’ll resurface eventually.
My date canceled because I told her I am a complete dick.
I just meant I'm uncircumcised.
My dad and I were going to see Niagara falls but then he canceled
The orchestra's performance wad canceled right after the last rehearsal was done.
It was quite disconcerting to everyone.
The sequel to Snakes on a Plane, but with giant poisonous spiders, got canceled.
Did you hear they canceled the Elvis hologram?
I heard they were going to broadcast the World Origami Championships this weekend since so many sports are cancelled
Why did the couple cancel their dinner plans at the local Indian restaurant?
They agreed it was a naan-starter
What do you call someone that cancels your appointment?
What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?
What did the bonito call the other bonito that cancelled plans?
Why did Superman cancelled today's tinder date?
The girl asked if he wanted to see her crib tonight
4 men were sitting in a boat about to smoke a cigarette, when they realized they didn't have a cigarette lighter.
So, they threw one cigarette off their boat and the boat became one cigarette lighter.
Our birth coach just cancelled, my wife is due any day now, and we're freaking out!
We're having a midwife crisis.
You can now watch the World Origami Championship on tv since all these other sports are being cancelled.
Friend: Ugh the concert I was attending this weekend got cancelled
Me: wow that’s disconcerting
Given social distancing regulations, a ton of condiment companies are being forced to cancel July 4th campaigns like sponsored concerts, where they planned to hand out signature color sunglasses to attendees.
Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.
I was worried my tightwalking class would be cancelled because of the lockdown
I bought a sail for my boat on Amazon the other day.
Today it dawned on me that it's not the right size so I called to cancel. They said it's too late.
That sail has shipped.
How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?
Just ring up and say you can't cum!
If you ever have to cancel plans with friends your excuse should be that you have to wash your hair in a lukewarm shower with high quality dandruff shampoo.
At least that way your friends can never call you flakey.
I had to cancel a boat tour of a Norway cliff-wall sea inlet.
Well I mean I would be mad...
It's amazing how many large events have been cancelled recently.
It has been an unconventional year.
What did the sperm donor say when he had to cancel his appointment?
With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the 'World Origami Championships'
What did the man say when his trip got cancelled to Africa?
I’m the only appointment my dentist has. But I cancelled it.
Now I’m just a disappointment.
I ordered a Hit Man to take care of my business partner the other day.
After a change of heart I cancelled the order, but it was too late.
He'd been despatched.
Noise-Cancelling Headphones
The psychic convention is cancelled
Due to unforeseen circumstances
What do you call two fruits that had to cancel their shotgun wedding?
Nobody's heard from the Zamboni drivers since the NHL cancelled their season.
I'm sure they'll resurface at some point.
My friend said we are cancelling the cruise
I said “knot on my watch!”
Because of meeting cancellations due to Corona ...
the local origami society has folded.
My gf complained about our loud neighbours
Me: Then be as loud as them, it will cancel each other out
Gf: what kind of logic is that?
Me: Sound logic
So I heard that due to Coronavirus, Ireland is cancelling St. Patty's celebrations...
They're trying to stop the infection from Dublin.
With so many supporting events being canceled, they're going to televise the World Origami Championships.
With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the World Origami Championship.
Since hockey has been cancelled, no one has seen the Zamboni driver...
But I’m sure he’ll resurface eventually.
What do you say when you cancel an appointment?
With so many sporting events being cancelled they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship...
My appointment was cancelled
It was a dis-appointment.
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