What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear What I Hear?

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I had booked a U2 for my wife's birthday party... (x-post /r/jokes)

Unfortunately they had to cancel. Luckily I found a replacement at the last minute. This new guy was amazing. He looked the part, sang all the songs exactly, and even his mannerisms were spot on.

After the party I went up to the replacement and asked how much I owed him for the gig. He said, "Don't worry mate, I'm pro Bono."

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