Why did the scandinavian runner leave the race early?
Two cats are having a swimming race. One is called “One Two Three”, the other “Un Deux Trois”. Which cat won?
“One Two Three” because “Un Deux Trois” cat sank.
Perdue and Loeffler lost the Georgia race
And I’m laughing my Ossoff
It’s crazy, all these people running these virtual races, starting all over the place.
Where do we draw the line?
What do runners eat the day before a race?
Of all the Tolkien-esque fantasy races out there, which ones are the most unique?
Gnomes.
There's no race like gnome.
Had a race to see who could hang out our towels on the washing line quickest.
Why did the European win the race?
Why did the mailman win the road race?
His car pushed the envelope.
An American cat named ‘One-Two-Three’ and a French cat named ‘Une-Deux-Troi’ are in a swimming race. Why did the American cat win?
Because Une-Deux-Troi quatre cinq.
How did the barber win the race ?
Believe it of not, the punchline is 22,112. "Wun-Wun" was one horse, "Tu-Tu" was one too. Wun-Wun won one race,
Why didn't the toilet paper finish the race?
The Tortoise : I won the Race...
The Hare : you beat me in the race but i had a nap, so who's the Real Winner.?
I heard they were PANTing at the end of the race.
Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
The lettuce was ahead while the tomato tried to ketchup.
What did the other veggies say to the tomato after they passed him in a race?
“Looks like you need to ketchup”
Did you hear about the recent race to send a cow to space?
The steaks will be higher than ever
All the numbers had a race...
Do you who came first?
The first number. He one.
Why did the barber win the race?
Because he took a shortcut.
I was challenged to a race by the same British-made car I was driving...
How did the Italian man win the race?
He ran pasta lot of people.
Did you hear about the race between two ties?
In the race to make the best SUV
In my opinion, Toyota has the 4Runner
why did the Swedish racer lose the race
because he couldn't cross the finnish line.
Why did Moses not win the race
Because God told him to come fourth
Why did the Soviet Union win the Space Race?
Because they're always Russian.
Why did the lion win the big race?
What did Mike Bloomberg do after the speech on dropping out of the presidential race?
Even though Antarctica has 0 infected with Covid-19, they're believed to be among the candidates to win the race for a vaccine
Did you hear about the race between two pieces of string?
An Arabian camel wanted to race in the Kentucky Derby but couldn't because in addition to being a camel, he had a hump.
So he came up with a plan: he would have his hump removed surgically and run as a horse in the Derby. He went online and finally found a plastic surgeon who would do the operation. And lo and behold, the first time he entered the Derby he won by 20 lengths!
Back in the desert, every time a camel friend would come over, he would boast pompously about his win, talking about nothing else. Pretty soon, his friends stopped coming over. So he has to go to the camel bar to see them.
Upon entering the bar, one of his tired friends says to another, "oh no! Here comes Hump free braggart."
What do the slow stars get at the end of a race?
What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.
Why didn’t the orange win the race?
What did the hotdog say when he won the race?
Which dog always wins the race?
The one with the comfortable lead
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did the barber win the race?
Did you hear about the salad race the other day?
The Lettuce was ahead, but the Tomato was trying to ketchup.
Why did the barber win the race?
Did you hear about the two silkworms in a race?
Why didn’t the orange win the race?
Why did the barber win the race?
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