The problem with racial jokes...

...is that they're so off-colour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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My dad drinks too much at parties and starts yelling racial epithets and my mom rushes to get him to go home...

She knows it's time to leave when he starts slurring his words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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What is a pirates favorite racial slur?

The hard arrrr

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Forresett
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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Son, "You shouldn't use racial stereotypes"

Me "Oh? Which brand should I get then?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M00Milk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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Cop 1: This seems racially motivated.

Cop 2: Hate crime?

Cop 1: Of course I hate crime, moron. That’s why I’m a cop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft...

Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2016
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Enjoying Thanksgiving break with my very white family...

My uncle walked out of his bedroom wearing a green sweatshirt. My mom perked up and exclaimed in all excitement, "That's my favorite color!" My uncle, unflinching and without missing a beat replied, "Caucasian?" And gives the most wry smile in the midst of a racially awkward silence. I inappropriately giggled. I might be kicked out of the family.

P. S. I know it's not my dad, but he's a dad to some of the people who were in the room. So it counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aleclynch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2015
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The Swearing Snake

It was a sunny afternoon in the city, and a 29 foot Amazonian Anaconda slithered into a hipster burger store. The snake slithered up to the counter and looked over the menu to find that everything was gluten free. The anaconda was disappointed, because he always found that the light fluffy bread on each end of his burger was his favorite part of the burger.

The clerk greeted him with a smile. "Hello! My name is Hyun! Can I take your order?" he said.

The anaconda responded with a sentence so foul I cannot type it here. It contained several swear words and many racial slurs against his server, all because the burgers would be served without buns.

Hyun reeled back in disgust. He requested an apology from the snake. Again, the anaconda belted out horrible curses and vulgarities.

Hyun, being the good Christian man that he is, said that he would call upon his good friend Sister Alice to perform an exorcism on the snake if he didn't leave. The snake finally slithered out upon hearing this.

About an hour later, the anaconda slithered back in with his owner. They approached the counter.

"Now what seems to be the problem here?" Said the anaconda's owner.

"This snake came in swearing up a storm and causing all kind of trouble all because we don't serve gluten in this restaurant" said Hyun.

"I threatened to call my friend Sister Alice to perform an exorcism if he didn't leave."

"Oh" said the anaconda's owner "Sorry about that. My Anaconda don't want nun unless you got buns, Hyun".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unibod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2014
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Cop 1: This murder seems racially motivated.

Cop 2: Hate crime?

Cop 1: Of course I hate crime. That’s why I became a cop.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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