A list of puns related to "Ethnical"
But after a successful surgery the Dr changed my mind
Hex-Mex
...I'm feeling a little Flemish.Β Β cough
Me: βChamorro? Itβs Chursday.β
I said, "Naan."
Driver: EXcuse me!? I hardly think that is an appropriate question to ask!
Cop: Well you sure were Russian back there
Well heβs a tad-polish
...which might explain why they get to take so many challah-days.
Hiss-panic
Gandhi, by the time he died, he was a very thin and elderly man who had walked almost everywhere he went barefoot causing thick pads on the bottom of his feet. He was also an extremely wise man who many considered a seer, and he ate ethnic Indian cuisine causing bad breath........Turns out he was a super fragile calloused mystic hexed by halitosis.
Dad: What's your ethnic background?
My Roommate: I'm mostly Finnish.
Dad: Oh yeah? When do you think you'll be done?
If they had 4 it would be a chicken sedan.
Ethnicity
A couple friends and I were eating and had been talking about the history of ethnic cleansing in Bosnia.
Friend: Wow, were actually having a real grown-up conversation.
The conversation progressed on and eventually evolved into an inappropriate discussion on our pooping schedules.
Friend: So much for our adult conversation.
Me: Ya it totally went down the toilet.
The wife and I were at her appointment to see how our little man was cooking, all is well of course. As we were waiting for the doctor she had some paper work to fill out. She didn't want to fill it out so I took the liberty to fill out the form for her while asking her all the questions.
Me: "Marital status?"
Wife: "I think I'm married."
Me: "Race?" (As in ethnicity)
Wife: "I don't run."
I have some catching up to do.
At one of those places where they put the brown paper on the tables that you can draw on with crayons. Hostess leads us to our table and writes "6:32" on the table to show when we arrived.
Dad: "6:32, what a strange name. What ethnicity is that?"
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