I didn’t think brain surgery was ethnical...

But after a successful surgery the Dr changed my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RICKDOGG424
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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ethnic pun thread starts right... MAO!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yanniD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2012
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What kind of ethnic food do witches prefer?

Hex-Mex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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I have a weird side-effect from Covid; it makes me want to grope an ethnic Belgian dwarf...

...I'm feeling a little Flemish.Β Β  cough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Literally just happened: Wife completing our 2020 census reading off list of ethnicities. β€œWait... what is... Chamorro?”

Me: β€œChamorro? It’s Chursday.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickfree
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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My ethnic friend asked me how much Indian food I usually have in my diet.

I said, "Naan."

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Cop (Who just pulled a driver over for speeding): Sir what is your ethnicity?

Driver: EXcuse me!? I hardly think that is an appropriate question to ask!

Cop: Well you sure were Russian back there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miphatnut
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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It's a black day when people overreact to ethnic jokes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2016
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What is a young frogs ethnicity

Well he’s a tad-polish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theaprofesor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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Jews are an ethnic menorah-ty...

...which might explain why they get to take so many challah-days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plushcoots
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2016
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What ethnicity are you when you’re running from a snake?

Hiss-panic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dis_newt02
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2018
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Gandhi

Gandhi, by the time he died, he was a very thin and elderly man who had walked almost everywhere he went barefoot causing thick pads on the bottom of his feet. He was also an extremely wise man who many considered a seer, and he ate ethnic Indian cuisine causing bad breath........Turns out he was a super fragile calloused mystic hexed by halitosis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aw8nf8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Ethnic Dad Joke

Dad: What's your ethnic background?

My Roommate: I'm mostly Finnish.

Dad: Oh yeah? When do you think you'll be done?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/natebrennan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2014
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Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

If they had 4 it would be a chicken sedan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HouseCatt95
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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What’s a city you can’t enter?

Ethnicity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSketchiest
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Pulled this one at brunch today.

A couple friends and I were eating and had been talking about the history of ethnic cleansing in Bosnia.

Friend: Wow, were actually having a real grown-up conversation.

The conversation progressed on and eventually evolved into an inappropriate discussion on our pooping schedules.

Friend: So much for our adult conversation.

Me: Ya it totally went down the toilet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/intelligentleman2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2014
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Wife is pregnant with our first child and she is already ahead of me.

The wife and I were at her appointment to see how our little man was cooking, all is well of course. As we were waiting for the doctor she had some paper work to fill out. She didn't want to fill it out so I took the liberty to fill out the form for her while asking her all the questions.

Me: "Marital status?"

Wife: "I think I'm married."

Me: "Race?" (As in ethnicity)

Wife: "I don't run."

I have some catching up to do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZLove92
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2014
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Dad at the restaurant

At one of those places where they put the brown paper on the tables that you can draw on with crayons. Hostess leads us to our table and writes "6:32" on the table to show when we arrived.

Dad: "6:32, what a strange name. What ethnicity is that?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theblueyays
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2013
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