My vaccination appointment was cancelled because they ran out of the vaccine I need for 2nd dose.
“Sorry Harry, unfortunately we have to cancel your Vietnamese food delivery”
Harry Potter and the Order of the Pho Nix.
After she cancelled several dates with me, I told my crush she should start dating wheelchair-bound men…
because she’s really good at standing guys up.
Did you hear about the band that got cancelled by PETA for their album art featuring trees made of flesh?
They caught a lot of meatwood flack
How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank ?
Just phone them up and say, "I can't cum. "
Did you hear about the man who was cancelled for pretending to be an emu?
The leper football game was cancelled.
Turns out there was a face off in the corner.
I started a cancel culture club.
Boy George was not too pleased.
A pinguin decided to cancel his wedding last minute.
I guess he got cold feet.
A&E canceled Hoarders today
Surely they have a few episodes stashed away.
Post Malone has canceled his tour.
Does this now make him Postpone Malone?
What is the best way to cancel an appointment?
After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...
...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage
What do you call the crew of a rocket launch that gets cancelled?
India has canceled Halloween!
They ran out of Gandhi :(
I heard they were going to broadcast the World Origami Championships this weekend since so many sports are cancelled
What do you call someone that cancels your appointment?
Why did the couple cancel their dinner plans at the local Indian restaurant?
They agreed it was a naan-starter
With so many sporting events canceled, they’re going to televise the World Origami Championship.
What did the bonito call the other bonito that cancelled plans?
Why did Superman cancelled today's tinder date?
The girl asked if he wanted to see her crib tonight
4 men were sitting in a boat about to smoke a cigarette, when they realized they didn't have a cigarette lighter.
So, they threw one cigarette off their boat and the boat became one cigarette lighter.
What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?
My yogurt starter went bad, so I throw it out.....
I really hated cancelling culture.
Breaking News: K-pop band BTS has sued Phillips and Bose Corporations
Apparently their music was not audible in their noise cancellation headphones
Given social distancing regulations, a ton of condiment companies are being forced to cancel July 4th campaigns like sponsored concerts, where they planned to hand out signature color sunglasses to attendees.
Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.
You can now watch the World Origami Championship on tv since all these other sports are being cancelled.
Our birth coach just cancelled, my wife is due any day now, and we're freaking out!
We're having a midwife crisis.
“Dad, is the Renaissance festival canceled this year?”
Dad: Yes, because of Covid.
Son: No fair!
Dad: That’s what I said.
Apparently, the producers of The Flintstones were planning to make one final episode where Fred’s brother marries Barney’s brother.
It was cancelled because it was the 60s and Americans weren’t yet ready to have a gay old time.
What did the sperm donor say when he had to cancel his appointment?
I was worried my tightwalking class would be cancelled because of the lockdown
I had to cancel a boat tour of a Norway cliff-wall sea inlet.
Well I mean I would be mad...
Friend: Ugh the concert I was attending this weekend got cancelled
Me: wow that’s disconcerting
Had an appointment canceled last minute, but I'm not angry
If you ever have to cancel plans with friends your excuse should be that you have to wash your hair in a lukewarm shower with high quality dandruff shampoo.
At least that way your friends can never call you flakey.
Since hockey has been canceled, nobody has seen the Zamboni driver
But I’m sure he’ll resurface eventually.
The psychic convention is cancelled
Due to unforeseen circumstances
What did the man say when his trip got cancelled to Africa?
With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the 'World Origami Championships'
Noise-Cancelling Headphones
It's amazing how many large events have been cancelled recently.
It has been an unconventional year.
My date canceled because I told her I am a complete dick.
I just meant I'm uncircumcised.
I’m the only appointment my dentist has. But I cancelled it.
Now I’m just a disappointment.
How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?
Just ring up and say you can't cum!
With so many supporting events being canceled, they're going to televise the World Origami Championships.
Since hockey has been cancelled, no one has seen the Zamboni driver...
But I’m sure he’ll resurface eventually.
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