Just don't drop the remote
Remotely Yours
So we had this issue yesterday where secure shell commands were failing from our newly enabled backup system to a downstream application.
I logged in manually using the correct credentials to confirm the keys were fine, but I noticed it was the first time in known hosts, so i typed “yes” to put the entry in and figured that would fix it.
When the problem came back today, I was surprised at first, but then it hit me...
Same ssh -t different server...
Just bought one of those ‘All4one’ remotes......
...thought to myself - this changes everything.
My dog has learned out to use the TV remote...
All she does is paws and unpaws.
I bring my TV remote into every sports bar I go to so I can change the channel to whatever I want.
I couldn't resist the sexy TV remote
It was an instant turn on
The chances of seeing two together is quite remote.
Everything was fine until I got a universal remote
I got myself a universal remote control
And man, it changes everything.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control, I thought to myself,
I was riding to a beach in this remote part of the district and stopped at this run down petrol pump
A kid was manning the pump and I asked if they take cards
He replies with a straight face : No we give it back after swiping
My 7 year old son is remote learning and I walked into the room to find him logged into his class with his back facing the computer screen. I asked, “what are you doing?”
He said, “I’m back to school!”
If I could just bring one thing with me to a remote deserted Island..
..then I probably wouldn't bother going.
My dog likes stepping on my tv remote
Somehow he'll only ever paws it.
Found this gem when sitting in a vacant cube in an office I travelled to this morning to work remotely.
How do you use a remote control to calm down a robot dog?
What’s a cats favourite button on the tv remote?
The most remote place on earth
My daughter asked me where the remote is.
I told her it’s in a remote location.
My uncle always jokes that reaching the remote is middle aged yoga.
I say, Yoga?! Pff, that’s a stretch.
My family can’t seem to find the tv remote. They’ll never find where I hid it.
It’s in a very remote location.
I couldn’t see the tv controller anywhere near me.
It must have been in a remote location.
My programmer husband insists he has to be the one to change the channel
He has a lot experience working remote
I lost the clicker to my television, but I found it...
It was in some remote area
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for?
This remote at my gfs operates the lights and fans. Its very fan-see if you ask me.
This is Remotely Funny At Least
I almost got into a fight with the TV remote the other day...
It was really pressing my buttons...
I thought I'd show off a section of our remote property. It's just a click away.
What do you do on a remote island?
Try and find the TV island it belongs to.
I tried to pick up the TV remote with my foot the other day.
My laziness is getting a little out of hand.
The first time I bought a universal remote control...
...I thought to myself "This changes everything."
I got a universal remote for Christmas. This changes everything.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control.
I thought to myself "Well, this changes everything"
What’s a dogs favorite button on a TV remote?
Got a universal remote for my Birthday.
Well, this changes everything.
The other day I brought myself a universal remote and thought to myself well this changes everything.
When I first got my universal remote I thought
The first time I got a universal remote controller, I thought to myself...
The first time I got a universal remote control
I thought to myself, "This changes everything!"
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought: "Well this changes everything!"
What do you do on a remote island?
Try and find the TV island it belongs to.
I got one of those univesal remotes and thought...
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