My grown son asked me how I never seemed to lose the tv remote when he was growing up.
I told him I'd always put it in a location away from all the clutter...
A remote location.
The inventor of the remote control has died.
They just don't know where he is.
Bounty Paper Towels has introduced a drone which will retrieve a TV remote from anywhere in your house...
It’s the “Clicker Picker Upper.”
First time I bought a universal remote....
....I said to myself, "This changes everything."
Wife: Babe you keep putting the remote in random places...
Me: Correction, I keep putting the remote in "remote" places. That's where it belongs right?
I got a eye roll and a sigh, score.
Where does the remote go when you can’t find it?
True story: As kids, my sister and I were fighting over the TV remote and it got heated. The remote flew across the room and a couple AAA batteries fell out. My sister threw one at me, and I grabbed a nearby salt shaker and threw it at her.
My mother, who was watching this go down, just laughs and says, "Assault and battery!"
She then left the room, cackling.
My remote control batteries died today.
So I gave them away, free of charge.
Just don't drop the remote
I waited all afternoon to get my Covid vaccine in our small remote village, by the time it was my turn, they were administering them by candlelight...
I’m really not sure how effective they are, seems as if they are a shot in the dark.
Just bought one of those ‘All4one’ remotes......
...thought to myself - this changes everything.
My dog has learned out to use the TV remote...
All she does is paws and unpaws.
The chances of seeing two together is quite remote.
I bring my TV remote into every sports bar I go to so I can change the channel to whatever I want.
I couldn't resist the sexy TV remote
It was an instant turn on
I got myself a universal remote control
And man, it changes everything.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control, I thought to myself,
If I could just bring one thing with me to a remote deserted Island..
..then I probably wouldn't bother going.
I was riding to a beach in this remote part of the district and stopped at this run down petrol pump
A kid was manning the pump and I asked if they take cards
He replies with a straight face : No we give it back after swiping
My 7 year old son is remote learning and I walked into the room to find him logged into his class with his back facing the computer screen. I asked, “what are you doing?”
He said, “I’m back to school!”
My dog likes stepping on my tv remote
Somehow he'll only ever paws it.
How do you use a remote control to calm down a robot dog?
The most remote place on earth
What’s a cats favourite button on the tv remote?
My uncle always jokes that reaching the remote is middle aged yoga.
I say, Yoga?! Pff, that’s a stretch.
My family can’t seem to find the tv remote. They’ll never find where I hid it.
It’s in a very remote location.
This remote at my gfs operates the lights and fans. Its very fan-see if you ask me.
I thought I'd show off a section of our remote property. It's just a click away.
I almost got into a fight with the TV remote the other day...
It was really pressing my buttons...
What do you do on a remote island?
Try and find the TV island it belongs to.
Why couldn't I find the TV remote??
It was in a remote location.
Everything was fine until I got a universal remote
I got a universal remote for Christmas. This changes everything.
My daughter asked me where the remote is.
I told her it’s in a remote location.
The first time I bought a universal remote control...
...I thought to myself "This changes everything."
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control.
I thought to myself "Well, this changes everything"
Got a universal remote for my Birthday.
Well, this changes everything.
The other day I brought myself a universal remote and thought to myself well this changes everything.
What’s a dogs favorite button on a TV remote?
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought: "Well this changes everything!"
When I first got my universal remote I thought
The first time I got a universal remote control
I thought to myself, "This changes everything!"
The first time I got a universal remote controller, I thought to myself...
I got one of those univesal remotes and thought...
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