It's a true pundemic
I call it my... liqourantine.
There's a Brazilian people there.
Are they considered troglobites?
And in America we use ANSIlation
Dad: Yousoearly
Above all, I’ve found it tough to stay positive.
“COVID19 DAY20
Ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I’ll let you know”
A Qur'anteen
He’s down with the sickness.
And we’ve been married more than 27 years!
but I'm only getting fatter.
-My dad
Quentin Quarantino
It's not the money, it's about the message.
I told her yousoearly
I said "Funnily enough it's grown on me too!"
Just call me Tentin’ Quarantino.
Noman is an island.
A hippocritic oaf.
Hope you have all bases COVID
...was that you Coffin ?
By santatising
Because he has Santa-bodies.
Many of his workers had to Elf Isolate.
Me: "Probably not, he's really good at elf-isolation"
Turns out it was an isolated incident.
or as professionals call it: leg isolation
Isolated showers.
He wasn’t elf isolating.
My buddy has a bad back so I often go over his house to help his wife with yard work or moving furniture, etc. Currently, were all home because of the quarantine so it seems like the perfect time to get some things done.
Well, I've been isolated for a week and I have no reason to think I've been exposed, but I was a little anxious cause I have had a bit of a scratchy throat these past two days.
So I asked my priest if he thought it was okay to go over and help my buddy's wife with some yard work.
He replied, "do not covid your neighbors wife."
Might get isolated
Thankfully, it's just an isolated incident.
They’re supposed to isolate themselves from corvid nineteen.
Just as a matter of interest will Electricians be "self isolating" under the "current" situation and staying at "Ohm" ?
Because everyone isolated them
A trio of explorers were hiking through the Congo and found a small village that was very isolated and not on any map. The villagers turned out to speak English very well, and informed the adventurers very politely that theirs was a village of cannibals and they were to be cooked and eaten, and their hides tanned and turned into canoes for the villagers, but they would allow them to take their own life however they saw fit.
The first man asks for a sharp knife, slices his wrists open, and mutters "Lay me down and bleed a while, and ne'er up again."
The second man asks for his revolver, says "For God and Country!" and shoots himself in the head.
The last man asks for a fork, and stabs himself repeatedly screaming "Fuck your canoe!"
They get ISOlated
Dad: "I read a neat article today, they isolated the shyness gene. It was hiding behind all the other genes!"
