Easter/Quarantine puns?
My gf is trying to get as many puns as possible with both in one. Anyone can think of some?
My wife suggested I do lunges as an exercise to get fitter during quarantine.
That sounds ...like a big step.
Quarantine is difficult...
It's certainly no walk in the park.
I hope this quarantine end soon.
I'm sick and tired of telling inside jokes.
During quarantine I taught myself origami...
I’ve in-creased my output ten fold...
Why did the Pirate's Island have to quarantine?
Because their 'Arrr' number was too high...
I'm here is Scotland and quarantine has me feeling all out of sorts...
And there is nothing worse for a Scot than being off kilter.
Someone: "If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine you probably should've been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19"
My response: "144? That's a gross"
Santa will not have to quarantine when entering different countries
He has gotten the vaccine and now has santybodies
Doctors told John Travolta to quarantine because he might have Covid-19.
Turns out he just had Saturday Night Fever.
I was tired of quarantine so I decided to go out and start skateboarding.
Now I’m totally sick, bro! 🤘🤘🤘
Unfortunately since quarantine,
I can only tell inside jokes.
Over quarantine I’ve really gotten into gardening. I am especially enamored with growing chard varieties. So much so I’ve written a book of poems about their taproots.
I hope to one day be recognized as the beet poet of our generation!
On average, a panda feeds for approximately 12 hours a day. It’s the same with humans under quarantine.
That’s why it’s called a “Pandemic”.
Since the quarantine started I haven't gotten a haircut. I wish I could just stop it where it's at
The best joke I can think of is quarantine.
If you don't get it, it's because it's an inside joke.
In a recent interview with David Draiman a reporter commented on his remarkable quarantine weight gain.
Disturbed's lead singer just laughed like a monkey and said he was "down with the thiccness."
People have a lot of time to get creative in the quarantine
Dad jokes are at all all-time high during quarantine times
Analysts say it's the worst pundemic ever recorded in modern history.
During the quarantine, my 4 year old has been learning Spanish. Yet, he still can’t say please.
Which I think is poor for four.
Why aren't jazz musicians missing their girlfriends during quarantine?
They're already used to the sex on phone
My friends and I tried to bypass the quarantine laws by dressing up as crows and hanging out together on top of a telephone wire
Unfortunately, someone called the police on us and we got arrested for attempted murder.
I was so bored over quarantine that I memorized 6 pages of the dictionary
I learned next to nothing
I'm broke this quarantine
My family is tired of me telling dad jokes during quarantine.
I replied “what’s wrong? you don’t like inside jokes?”
My mirror is really enjoying quarantine.
It has a lot time to reflect.
Quarantine day 25: Found my husband working on the patio with his scroll saw. Yes. It's a scale model.
Since quarantine started, I’ve decided to dedicate myself to giving to Charity.
I’m pretty sure that’s not her real name but she sure does like those dollar bills.
I've gained almost 20 pounds since the quarantine...
When quarantine messes up your plans...
Due to COVID, the King of Spain is in quarantine primarily aboard his private jet.
The reign in Spain stays mainly in the plane!
My wife told me that my quarantine beard is really growing on her.
What do you know, it's growing on me too.
Due to the state of quarantine i wont be posting regular jokes
Itll be only inside jokes from now
If this quarantine lasts like 20 years...
It'll become a quaranadult
What do you call a person who reads Tin Tin books while in quarantine?
How about some corona/quarantine themed names for a creole/Cajun restaurant?
Quarantine has us missing our date nights out so I’m cooking a special dinner while she has an appointment and I’m going to turn our kitchen into a restaurant. Or even just some NOLA / bayou pun names would be good.
Would love a little help
The wife asks if she got fat during the quarantine
I said you were never skinny to begin with.
Time of death 1 minute later.
Cause COVID
What do you call a 19 year old that turns 20 while in quarantine?
You know what type of music I’ve been listening to during quarantine?
What are the only jokes you can make in quarantine?
Due to the quarantine
I’ll only be telling inside jokes
What jokes are allowed during quarantine?
Because if the whole quarantine thing,
I will only be telling inside jokes.
What kind of jokes are allowed in quarantine?
What types of jokes are allowed during quarantine?
Probably inside jokes are okay.
I told my kids that due to the quarantine...
I’ll only be telling inside jokes.
Due to the quarantine,
I’ll only be telling inside jokes.
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