Can one of the Mods please explain to me why my post was removed?
I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over....
Can an Admin tell me why my post was removed? It was very inconvenient... My whole fence fell down
I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed
To be honest this is pretty demolarizing
Why did President Xi Jinping order the caplock keys to be removed from all Chinas computers?
Because he was afraid of Capitalism!
Found this on r/cursedcomments - the post (by u/Atom596 ) was removed for some reason so I couldn't crosspost but wanted to give the op credit
Why was my post removed?
Can someone tell me why my post was removed?
I'm a bit annoyed about this as it caused my fence to fall over
I've removed all the black keys from my piano
Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!
What would u call Hitler if he got removed of his own dick by operation and put someone else's dick there?
A man goes into surgery to get his Appendix removed.
Unfortunately, the doctor cut a little too deep and the man's organs began to spill out onto the operating table....
...
...
"Well, it looks you have a table of contents now" says the medical assistant.
I removed the rear view mirror from my car last week.
Haven't looked back since.
I had a post removed yesterday.
Was told that it had to go because it might cause a fence.
Diet Diary, Day one : Have just removed all the fattening food from the House..
..and it was so delicious.
Why was this post removed?
To that guy who’s post was removed,
I can repost it for you, just give me some time.
When i heared that they removed Trump from the white house after realizing he probably wasn't the right man for the job..
..all i could do was shake my head and mumble... "Unpresidented"
My friend recently confessed to me that he got his third nipple surgically removed.
He really needed to get that off his chest.
I like to reminisce about the surgeon who removed my spine.
My buddy just told me he needs major surgery: he's having half his intestine removed.
(excuse my grammar that should be a semi-colon)
On the news: “nearly 29,000 women have their breast implants removed every year”
Me, to my wife: “that’s stupid. I would think most women only need to have them removed once!”
A Viking explorer came home to find his name removed from the town register. When his wife complained, the chief apologized and said,
“I must have taken Lief off my census”.
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I really wish I knew who removed the jack from under the car I was working on.
The suspension is killing me.
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Why did the safety manager insist that a big pile of LSD be removed immediately from the factory floor?
He felt it was a real tripping hazard.
My wife traumatically removed the covers from me last night
But I think I will recover
My dentist removed the wrong tooth.
Sorry if this breaks the rules but, please cheer up my dad! He's a punctuation expert who is recovering from surgery. He just had half of his lower digestive system removed. It would really cheer him up if you could comment with his favorite punctuation mark:
Mods are gay. They removed my post after 10 mins.
Did you hear about the bunch of Serengeti herbivores that no longer allowed lions to attack them unless a weak member needed removed?
Did you know there used to be a story in the bible about a bank heist but it got removed
What do you call a man who has his feet removed?
What do you call something that was removed?
If Trump is removed from office, he will no longer preside.
Why should you stay away from any marine life that has been removed from the water?
Because they're all de-seas'd animals.
Anyone know why my post was removed?
Wife was having a pre melanoma removed.
I asked the nurse if they used a melonoma baller to remove it.
The CEO of Honda was fired yesterday, and had to be physically removed from his office
He didn’t want to leave on his own Accord.
Did you guys see the new Adventures of Tin Tin movie? His soul gets removed from his body and put into an industrial drum fan.
I'd rate it tin out of tin. Big fan
My wife and I were putting up a curtain rod, and I had previously removed the cap at the end of the rod.
After we finished installing the hooks, and hung the curtains I asked her to hand the cap to me.
"Honey, can you hand me the pole end?"
She was unsure of what I meant, and asked, "What pole end?"
"Pole end is a country in eastern Europe, but I need you to hand me the cap the to the curtain rod."
Groaning ensues...
I removed some grass from my front yard in the shape of my favorite movie/video game weapon.
But my HOA informed me that they don't allow sod-off shotguns.
A met a snail who had its shell removed
He said he felt a bit sluggish
I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I'm no longer wise but I'm very hole-y.
Because I'm full of holes and everything hurts.
I took a selfie after my kidneys were removed
This post was removed because...
What do you call a dentist who removed wrong tooth?
My dentist removed the wrong tooth
Went to a surgeon to have my spine removed...
It was just holding me back.
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