Someone removed the 5th month from all my calenders
Can one of the Mods please explain to me why my post was removed?
I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over....
Why was the man who removed 10 potato skins in 1 minute so attractive?
Found this on r/cursedcomments - the post (by u/Atom596 ) was removed for some reason so I couldn't crosspost but wanted to give the op credit
I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed
To be honest this is pretty demolarizing
Why did President Xi Jinping order the caplock keys to be removed from all Chinas computers?
Because he was afraid of Capitalism!
I've removed all the black keys from my piano
Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!
I removed the rear view mirror from my car last week.
Haven't looked back since.
Diet Diary, Day one : Have just removed all the fattening food from the House..
..and it was so delicious.
I like to reminisce about the surgeon who removed my spine.
On the news: “nearly 29,000 women have their breast implants removed every year”
Me, to my wife: “that’s stupid. I would think most women only need to have them removed once!”
A Viking explorer came home to find his name removed from the town register. When his wife complained, the chief apologized and said,
“I must have taken Lief off my census”.
I really wish I knew who removed the jack from under the car I was working on.
The suspension is killing me.
Sorry if this breaks the rules but, please cheer up my dad! He's a punctuation expert who is recovering from surgery. He just had half of his lower digestive system removed. It would really cheer him up if you could comment with his favorite punctuation mark:
My dentist removed the wrong tooth.
My wife traumatically removed the covers from me last night
But I think I will recover
Why did the safety manager insist that a big pile of LSD be removed immediately from the factory floor?
He felt it was a real tripping hazard.
Did you hear about the bunch of Serengeti herbivores that no longer allowed lions to attack them unless a weak member needed removed?
Did you know there used to be a story in the bible about a bank heist but it got removed
Why should you stay away from any marine life that has been removed from the water?
Because they're all de-seas'd animals.
The CEO of Honda was fired yesterday, and had to be physically removed from his office
He didn’t want to leave on his own Accord.
Did you guys see the new Adventures of Tin Tin movie? His soul gets removed from his body and put into an industrial drum fan.
I'd rate it tin out of tin. Big fan
I removed some grass from my front yard in the shape of my favorite movie/video game weapon.
But my HOA informed me that they don't allow sod-off shotguns.
My wife and I were putting up a curtain rod, and I had previously removed the cap at the end of the rod.
After we finished installing the hooks, and hung the curtains I asked her to hand the cap to me.
"Honey, can you hand me the pole end?"
She was unsure of what I meant, and asked, "What pole end?"
"Pole end is a country in eastern Europe, but I need you to hand me the cap the to the curtain rod."
Groaning ensues...
It was annoying when our local shop stopped stocking my favourite almond milk. It was even more frustrating when the tofu was removed as well.
If it carries on like this, I’m really going to start losing my Tempeh
No joke hear, but I’m happy the racist TV floating joke got removed promptly. So much thank you.
I just had surgery and they removed everything on the left side of me.
I had my appendix removed the other day.
I rewrote it and now my book is complete.
Did you hear about the man who had his vocal cords removed?
I removed the shell from my snail to make it faster
But instead it just made it sluggish.
If the bed above mine is removed, does that mean my theory about my brother falling on me in the night is debunked?
Did you hear about the guy who got three quarters of his back removed?
Apparently, he's a quarterback now.
Did you know that Haiti removed a letter from the alphabet?
Yeah, I guess they really HATE "E"
The mailman had to get part of his liver removed.
I guess you could say he got delivered.
So I removed all the Germans off my phones contact list today.
It's now a Hans free model.
I met a person who had his left part of the body removed
I just removed the "T"...
I received a text after helping a friend out today...
FRIEND: "Thanks for being here for me today."
ME: "Np, I had trouble getting there so I just removed the 'T' "
I also stole and butchered this joke from a comedian but she laughed anyway.
My dentist removed the wrong tooth
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