9 months from now, there will be a baby boom. 13 years later, will give rise to the next generation, known as....

Quaranteens.

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What generation does Forest Gump belong to

Gen A

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πŸ‘€︎ u/got_nohandz
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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen A.

Edit: thank you for the award!

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My generation's zombies didn't run..

They walked. Uphill. In the snow. They ate what brains they could find and they liked it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicGuy66
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I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.

I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.

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The younger generations may not get this one!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ordinarybloke1963
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Why does the older generation hate the young lazy kids

They didn't do anything, to deserve that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/your_username_sux
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It's time to sell Skyrim for the new generation of consoles
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perkele1974
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The next generation will be Cup, Plate, and Bowl
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geng_r
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Did you hear what they are going to call the generation of kids born 9 months from now?

Children of the quarn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Good_Kid_Mad_City
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We could rename Generation Z "QuaranTeens."
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In 14 years there will be a generation we can call quaranteens

...worth it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shekel_merchant
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People are always trying to reinvent classical music for new generations.

I say if it ain’t baroque, don’t fix it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
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Has anyone heard about the new feature on computers to pander toward the newer generation?

It's called Ctrl-ALT-YEET.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrueDitty
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And the name of the Coronavirus baby boom generation is.......

Children of the "Quarn"

Edit: at the age of 13, we shall bestow upon them the rank of "Quaran-teen"

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Fact: Vikings are the sixth generation of kings.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iGandhi510
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?

Genitalia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lemah_Vic
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If the generation born in the 2020s isn't called the visionary generation, something went wrong.
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I met a man who owned cheese that had been in his family for eight generations.

It was Heirloumi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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The antivax movement is a solidified belief that will be passed down through generations

Their children will die on this hill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fill-Chapo
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I'm so disappointed in this generation

These days, people will click on anything even if it's nothing more then a catchy title

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheVampireQueen7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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DadJokes are proof that comedy skips a generation.

http://imgur.com/gallery/3GUE8

This was a group text from me to both of the kids. The younger was born exactly nine months from the Tuesday in question. The older one responded with a thumbs down.

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When my father died, in his will he gave me his toupee. He said it has been passed down for generations in our family.

It's a family hair-loom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/washcapsfan37
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Slaying the New Generation

A younger co-worker just walked past my office and said "I'm so tired," to which I replied "Hello Miss Tired, may I call you 'So'"?
She was immediately in absolute hysterical laughter. I don't know how long it went on. She walked away and was still laughing until she was out of ear shot.
I'm starting to suspect she's drunk.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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The Boomer Generation was born between 1946 and 1964.

Ang Lee was born in 1954.

Ang Lee is a boomer.

Boomer Ang Lee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dcrose89
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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everyone’s taking about boomers, but did you hear what the silent generation said?!?!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iisowo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Passing the planet to the next generation v.redd.it/hmxcb704tp221
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sonujohny
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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The next generation rises....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/artguy14
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Forrest Gump doesn’t care about millennials either, but do you know what generation he does care about?

Gen A

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zortor
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Two generation dad joke

I got a new phone for Christmas today and while playing around with it I misplaced my old phone and couldn't find it anywhere. I asked my dad to call me so I could find it by sound. All of a sudden he starts yelling my name and then shoots me a shit eating grin and says, "what? You told me to call you." But before he even had a chance to laugh at his own joke my grandpa (his dad) yelled across the house, "he wanted someone to call his phone, not him!" Then proceeded to yell, "Phone!!! Phone!! Where are you!?" Then both of them busted out laughing while I sat there still with no phone :(

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When a dad joke is passed down to the next generation and turns into a mom joke...

I found myself using one of my favorite dad jokes recently... every time we pass some fresh roadkill while driving, my dad would say β€œman, that’s a dangerous place to take a nap”. Made me giggle every time. My own kids typically give me a courtesy laugh now. They don’t appreciate the dad/mom joke nearly as much as I did... and still do.

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My Grandpa always tells me that my generation relies too much on technology...

So I said, β€œNo u!” And unplugged his life support

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CubingWithAlex
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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The Next Generation of Puns v.redd.it/twr23kpbxri11
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My brother was obsessed with the Enterprise, Kurt, Spock, Scotty, Lt. Uhura and Dr. McCoy but hated the Next Generation and all the others.

He had a one Trek Mind.

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My family is 7th generations of bakers

I’ve got something to prove.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tobiaselof
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This generation is lazy.
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What do you call a cow who performs feats so amazing they will be remembered for generations?

Legen-dairy.

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Bilbo was a Frodotype of a newer generation of Bagginses
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πŸ‘€︎ u/megaprogman
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There's a Revolution going on in Electric Power Generation

The question is: do you want to be leading the charge, or be part of the resistance?

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I could decide if I wanted to watch The Next Generation or the original series...

I guess you could say I was stuck between a Spock and a Picard place!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stonegrizzly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2015
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What do you call the generation of babies born early enough that they passed through their adolescence before Tinder was invented?

pretinders

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Multi-generation dad joke

My dad and I were on Skype with my grandfather, talking about my college life. I said "I might study abroad or something." They both simultaneously said "Which broad are you going to study?"

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The rising generation. buttersafe.com/2012/05/03…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tctimomothy
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Apparently an unaired episode of Next Generation featured a genestealer villain who tried to make evil clones of the Enterprise's crew.

they say he was hoist by his own Picard...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpacemanBates
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2016
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Second generation dad joke.

My 18 year old daughter has a scrape on her knee. My 10 year old saw it and asked what happened. I told her it was from kick boxing. The 10 year old looked at 18 year old and said "how did you grow up with him?"

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