9 months from now, there will be a baby boom. 13 years later, will give rise to the next generation, known as....
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What generation does Forest Gump belong to
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︎ Sep 28 2020
What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?
Gen A.
Edit: thank you for the award!
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︎ Sep 27 2020
My generation's zombies didn't run..
They walked. Uphill. In the snow. They ate what brains they could find and they liked it.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.
I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
The younger generations may not get this one!
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︎ Apr 26 2020
Why does the older generation hate the young lazy kids
They didn't do anything, to deserve that
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︎ Aug 05 2020
It's time to sell Skyrim for the new generation of consoles
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︎ Jun 14 2020
The next generation will be Cup, Plate, and Bowl
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︎ Jan 13 2020
Did you hear what they are going to call the generation of kids born 9 months from now?
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︎ Jun 09 2020
We could rename Generation Z "QuaranTeens."
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︎ Apr 02 2020
In 14 years there will be a generation we can call quaranteens
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︎ Apr 10 2020
People are always trying to reinvent classical music for new generations.
I say if it ainβt baroque, donβt fix it.
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︎ Apr 02 2020
Has anyone heard about the new feature on computers to pander toward the newer generation?
It's called Ctrl-ALT-YEET.
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︎ May 05 2020
And the name of the Coronavirus baby boom generation is.......
Children of the "Quarn"
Edit: at the age of 13, we shall bestow upon them the rank of "Quaran-teen"
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︎ Apr 05 2020
Fact: Vikings are the sixth generation of kings.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
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︎ Mar 05 2020
If the generation born in the 2020s isn't called the visionary generation, something went wrong.
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︎ Oct 06 2019
I met a man who owned cheese that had been in his family for eight generations.
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︎ Nov 25 2019
The antivax movement is a solidified belief that will be passed down through generations
Their children will die on this hill
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︎ Feb 06 2020
I'm so disappointed in this generation
These days, people will click on anything even if it's nothing more then a catchy title
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︎ Jul 06 2019
DadJokes are proof that comedy skips a generation.
http://imgur.com/gallery/3GUE8
This was a group text from me to both of the kids. The younger was born exactly nine months from the Tuesday in question. The older one responded with a thumbs down.
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︎ Jul 25 2017
When my father died, in his will he gave me his toupee. He said it has been passed down for generations in our family.
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︎ Mar 15 2019
Slaying the New Generation
A younger co-worker just walked past my office and said "I'm so tired," to which I replied "Hello Miss Tired, may I call you 'So'"?
She was immediately in absolute hysterical laughter. I don't know how long it went on. She walked away and was still laughing until she was out of ear shot.
I'm starting to suspect she's drunk.
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︎ Jan 04 2020
The Boomer Generation was born between 1946 and 1964.
Ang Lee was born in 1954.
Ang Lee is a boomer.
Boomer Ang Lee.
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︎ Nov 12 2019
everyoneβs taking about boomers, but did you hear what the silent generation said?!?!
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︎ Dec 07 2018
The next generation rises....
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︎ May 15 2019
Forrest Gump doesnβt care about millennials either, but do you know what generation he does care about?
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︎ Aug 28 2019
Two generation dad joke
I got a new phone for Christmas today and while playing around with it I misplaced my old phone and couldn't find it anywhere. I asked my dad to call me so I could find it by sound. All of a sudden he starts yelling my name and then shoots me a shit eating grin and says, "what? You told me to call you." But before he even had a chance to laugh at his own joke my grandpa (his dad) yelled across the house, "he wanted someone to call his phone, not him!" Then proceeded to yell, "Phone!!! Phone!! Where are you!?" Then both of them busted out laughing while I sat there still with no phone :(
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When a dad joke is passed down to the next generation and turns into a mom joke...
I found myself using one of my favorite dad jokes recently... every time we pass some fresh roadkill while driving, my dad would say βman, thatβs a dangerous place to take a napβ. Made me giggle every time. My own kids typically give me a courtesy laugh now. They donβt appreciate the dad/mom joke nearly as much as I did... and still do.
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︎ Sep 30 2019
My Grandpa always tells me that my generation relies too much on technology...
So I said, βNo u!β And unplugged his life support
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︎ Aug 28 2018
My brother was obsessed with the Enterprise, Kurt, Spock, Scotty, Lt. Uhura and Dr. McCoy but hated the Next Generation and all the others.
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︎ Jul 02 2019
My family is 7th generations of bakers
Iβve got something to prove.
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︎ Nov 15 2018
This generation is lazy.
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︎ Mar 04 2018
What do you call a cow who performs feats so amazing they will be remembered for generations?
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︎ Jul 29 2018
Bilbo was a Frodotype of a newer generation of Bagginses
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︎ Nov 11 2018
There's a Revolution going on in Electric Power Generation
The question is: do you want to be leading the charge, or be part of the resistance?
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︎ Apr 02 2017
I could decide if I wanted to watch The Next Generation or the original series...
I guess you could say I was stuck between a Spock and a Picard place!
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︎ Dec 26 2015
What do you call the generation of babies born early enough that they passed through their adolescence before Tinder was invented?
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︎ Oct 14 2015
Multi-generation dad joke
My dad and I were on Skype with my grandfather, talking about my college life.
I said "I might study abroad or something."
They both simultaneously said "Which broad are you going to study?"
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Apparently an unaired episode of Next Generation featured a genestealer villain who tried to make evil clones of the Enterprise's crew.
they say he was hoist by his own Picard...
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︎ Oct 26 2016
Second generation dad joke.
My 18 year old daughter has a scrape on her knee. My 10 year old saw it and asked what happened. I told her it was from kick boxing. The 10 year old looked at 18 year old and said "how did you grow up with him?"
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