What is the hardest part of making skimmed milk?

Throwing the cows across the lake πŸ₯

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RodimusMajor84
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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The priest always skims through the bible on surface

Because the devil is in the details

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book

You just read a lot of books.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enbydragonmonarch
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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My boss asked me to skim through a document

So today at work, my boss asked us to skim through a document regarding a new/old procedure. When she finished I ask if I could almond milk it since I don't drink dairy.

They actually laughed.

I don't know if I should feel proud or embarrassed for them that they thought it was actually funny.

Maybe a bit of a and b.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prockles
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2017
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Mommy tomato, daddy tomato, and baby tomato were all out for a leisurely Sunday stroll

They walked through the flower gardens at the park. They skimmed stones across the lake. They fed the ducks bread.

It was a perfect Sunday.

Then daddy tomato had a call that his brother was in hospital. Across the road was a bus destined for that very place.

They ran back through the park dodging ducks and tripping on stones and getting tangled in foliage. Baby tomato was starting to lag a little. So daddy tomato, in a panic, shot glances at the arriving bus and his helpless offspring. He Ran to his son and with all his might squashed him into the pavement with his Dr Martins boots and said

"Ketchup"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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What kind of milk would you put on your forehead?

Past your eyesd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hsfguy0
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Did you hear about the corruption scandal in the milk company?

Turns out they were skimming a bit off the top.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrF3lix
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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"hey you forgot to get milk."

"Sorry I must've skimmed past it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blitzerxyz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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My dad just said this to my brother

My brother was complaining that his phone was dying and he said, "my phone is 2%."
Without missing a beat, my dad said, "That's funny, mine is skim."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mickeymau5music
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2014
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[sort of re-post] Does anyone know how to charge milk...

Mine is stuck on 1%

I write dad jokes on the white board in my office break room. Yesterday I wrote this gem up, and got some interesting responses I thought you all might enjoy... (They had to be from a dad.)

β€’ try 2%... Twice the charge, not much more expensive

β€’ does whole milk come with a full charge?

β€’ does that mean skim milk's batteries are dead?

β€’ try cream top extra charged

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bike619
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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Not a dad, but caught my mom out with this once.

My mom was making a cup of tea and since I was getting something out of the fridge, asked me if I could pass her the "green" milk, wanting the skimmed milk that comes in cartons with green coloured caps.

Me: "No, we've only got the white stuff".

Made my dad proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mister_Biscuit
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2016
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Dad joked my mum at the supermarket

I was grocery shopping with my parents today and my mum asked me to run and get her skim milk. So I went to the aisle and grabbed the carton that wasn't full cream milk (I wasn't really paying much attention). When I came back she looked at me and said "myknees, this is half-skimmed milk. Isn't there anymore skim milk?"

I then replied to her "Oh, I must have skimmed right past it."

She let out a long sigh and told me to get the milk while I had a sensible chuckle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myknees
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2015
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My mate got me with this last night

We were shopping in the supermarket and he said that we needed milk.

>What colour milk meaning green lid for semi-skimmed, blue for whole milk

>White

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DivinePrinterGod
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2016
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What's the hardest part about making skimmed milk?

Throwing the cow across the lake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What’s the hardest part about making skimmed milk?

Throwing the cows across a lake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jqzzy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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What's the most difficult thing about producing skimmed milk?

Throwing the cow across a lake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackBoxall1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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You know what's the hardest part of making skimmed milk?

Throwing the cows across the lake.

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