A place for members of r/Voidance to chat with each other
Bedrock & Java crossplay
We are looking for some active players so we can get a good player base then we want to start the roleplay part of the server. Also if you are interested in creating a team or group please do not hesitate! We really need some more teams, More information on the teams once we finished setting up the server!
If you are interested in joining a dream SMP like server please do join! The role-play hasn't started yet but soon! Don't worry there's room for everyone!
LOOKING FOR NEW STAFF!
And if you want a fun community to be in you can join as well!
For the roleplay, we are planning on giving each team a beacon that cannot be activated, just a beam. The opposite team who is in war with the team has to break the beacon, Once the beacon is broken the team has to either join another team or make another one. (Not confirmed yet but soon)
You need to join the discord! https://discord.gg/NwFtXRFsPs
I'll try to keep this short and sweet. I see a lot of posts on here that ask if x mod will void my warranty. Someone always brings up the Magnuson-Moss Warranty-Act. Then a few internet engineers go back and forth in the comments about x mod can/not cause this and that problem. The thing is, a large amount of the community is modded but I haven't seen a lot of warranty voidance stories, just a handful. Those are usually related to someone tuning their car, or not following the maintenance schedule. I have not seen a single warranty voidance story about people being denied claims for BOVs, intakes, LDPs, or exhausts. So I ask you, do you have any stories that you can share that involved mods voiding the warranty? Are any of you possibly infiniti techs that can share stories about voiding due to mods? If so, could you explain what mod it was, and the explanation the service department provided for the mod causing the issue. Thanks. Maybe this discussion will help people choose mods more carefully.
P.S. I'm at 67,000 miles on my 2016 RS. Never had any issues expect ac compressor. Turbos are the same old ones from factory. I take care of my car. I let it warm up before I drive it, and let it cool down before I shut it off. I don't push it hard. Take it in for all maintenance to the dealer. Oil change every 3000 miles. If I hear a weird noise, I take it in to get it checked out almost immediately. It's usually me being overly paranoid except for the one time my ac compressor needed realignment. Every mod I have I have done research on. Make sure that it only helps my engine, not hurt it. FI catback and LDPs, HKS BOVs, BMS intakes. No JB4 or tune.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
