26 Hilarious Deleted Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

This morning, I mistakenly deleted my hair

with an e-razor

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👤︎ u/Sches741

📅︎ Feb 21 2021

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My cousin posted two jokes on this sub, but the mods deleted both of them.

He is my cousin, twice [removed]

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jun 18 2020

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Just deleted all the German contacts off my phone.

...it’s now Hans free.

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👤︎ u/sminky99

📅︎ Jan 15 2021

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The new Windows update deleted Microsoft Edge

We could say it's a cutting edge techology.

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👤︎ u/3sxNatuu

📅︎ Nov 27 2020

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I accidentally deleted my Dad's audiobook.

Now I will never hear the end of it

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👤︎ u/moiKeshav

📅︎ Sep 10 2020

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Errors are red, screen is blue, i think i deleted, system 32.

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👤︎ u/Hallower87

📅︎ Aug 05 2020

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I’m awaiting reply, but it’s possible I was deleted entirely.

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👤︎ u/o2lsports

📅︎ Jun 20 2020

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Hey, this is my first reddit post but I need help. I think I accidentally deleted everything on my computer.

.....sorry for formatting.

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👤︎ u/WillKay10

📅︎ Sep 08 2020

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Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all information about 80s music!

Me: Yikes! What is The Cure?

Doctor: Oh my God. It is worse than I thought!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jun 19 2018

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This is why they I deleted Club penguin.....

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👤︎ u/Siges

📅︎ Dec 30 2019

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Ive just deleted all the German names from my phone.

Now, I'm completely Hans-free

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👤︎ u/feathersoft

📅︎ Jan 05 2019

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There is a deleted scene in Lord of the Rings when Bilbo and Frodo run into a long lost hipster cousin.

Douche Baggins.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Sep 06 2019

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Someone deleted their algebra work

There was no real solution

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👤︎ u/mr-cowboy

📅︎ Feb 23 2019

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I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone.

Now it's Hans free.

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👤︎ u/RedWolf308

📅︎ Dec 25 2018

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There's a deleted scene in act I of Macbeth where Macbeth finds the Infinity Gauntlet.

He becomes Thanos of Cawdor.

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👤︎ u/ChefOfRamen

📅︎ Nov 12 2018

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I just deleted the German names from my phone

Now it's Hans free

(Credit BBC World Service)

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👤︎ u/phatskat

📅︎ Aug 25 2015

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I deleted all of the German contacts from my phone.

Now it's Hans free.

My dad told this one the other day.

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👤︎ u/N6TJA

📅︎ Nov 11 2015

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Did you hear about the guy that deleted his social media account?

They say he dropped off the face of the book.

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👤︎ u/Electro_Specter

📅︎ Jun 06 2015

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Mufasa's Joke (Deleted scene from Lion King)

Dad joke of the lions. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cxgEu5ZWKU

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👤︎ u/DuckGoesQuackMoo

📅︎ Dec 04 2013

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I accidentally deleted my Dad's audiobook

I will never hear the end of it

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👤︎ u/moiKeshav

📅︎ Sep 17 2020

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Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all info about 80s music!

Man: Yikes! What’s The Cure?

Doctor: Whoa! It’s worse than I thought.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Nov 03 2019

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I've deleted all the German contacts I know off my phone...

Now it's Hans free

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👤︎ u/B-man44

📅︎ Sep 15 2019

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Doctor: It seems that your brain has deleted all information about '80s music.

Me: Yikes! What's the cure?

Doctor: Oh my god, it's worse than I thought!

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👤︎ u/bopaqod

📅︎ Aug 14 2019

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I deleted all the German contacts from my phone....

It’s now Hans free

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👤︎ u/ringbit214

📅︎ Aug 26 2019

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I deleted my German friend from my contacts list.

Now my phone is Hans free.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Feb 08 2018

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Just deleted all the German names from my phone

It's Hans-free

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👤︎ u/AlexMV14

📅︎ Aug 26 2015

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