21 Hilarious Freak Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him.

To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.

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📅︎ Oct 09 2020

A boy knocks his father down the stairs in a freak accident.

The father breaks his neck and dies, leaving his son to mourn for days. However, one night, the boy wakes up to see an apparition of his father before him. All at once, he breaks down crying, and screams out, "I'm sorry!"

His father responds, "Hi Sorry, I'm dead!"

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👤︎ u/aquarian9

📅︎ Aug 23 2020

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My nan died in a freak bulldozer accident during the building of my new house.

I only wanted one granny flat :(

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👤︎ u/ijbgtrdzaq

📅︎ Aug 07 2020

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In a freak accident the laboratory sink came to life, made its way to the mad scientist's door and knocked.

Let that sink in.

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👤︎ u/ManosVanBoom

📅︎ Jun 30 2020

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A freak in the sheets.

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👤︎ u/7sterling

📅︎ Mar 20 2020

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My friend wanted to ask a girl out, but every time he'd get her on the phone he'd freak out and abruptly disconnect..

He had too many hang-ups.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Apr 26 2020

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Pun freak kid.

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👤︎ u/kyatapleekhai03

📅︎ Jan 20 2020

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Control freak.

“Control fr...”

“Now you say, “Control freak who.””

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👤︎ u/MerryWidowMaker

📅︎ Dec 25 2019

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I freak out when I go through a tunnel, but only when someone else is driving.

Doctor says I have carpool tunnel syndrome.

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👤︎ u/frinxo

📅︎ Nov 07 2019

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Cat puns freak Meowt...

Im not kitten...

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👤︎ u/Vahn1982

📅︎ Sep 29 2019

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I’m easy going, my wife says I’m handsome. She’s a control freak but I tell her she is beautiful. We are different but we compliment each other.

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👤︎ u/wimple007

📅︎ Nov 05 2019

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Did you hear about the freak accident where the escalator at a shop started moving really fast and threw people off...

Let me tell you it really escalated quickly.

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👤︎ u/TTiger901

📅︎ Oct 15 2019

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It was about rape so the pun is better. Original post https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/bq2qvn/peta_parent_freaks_out_at_my_animal_abusing_ways/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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👤︎ u/TheFluDisease

📅︎ May 18 2019

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Talking to my GF " so I got this from a chick at work today" (hand her a piece of paper) daughter freaks out in the background, "a chick?!? I wanna see I wanna see can I hold it?" Lmao

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👤︎ u/justcurious-serious

📅︎ Aug 22 2019

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“Doctor, I used to feel so much happier before I broke all my fingers in a freak accident!”

Doctor: How do you feel now?

Man: With my elbows, mostly.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jul 09 2019

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What do you call a person you dated that's a neat freak?

Kleenex.

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👤︎ u/ItsKilLikeMine

📅︎ Mar 01 2019

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My uncle survived a freak storm at sea. He spent the rest of his life unemployed, telling taller and taller tales about it.

When he died penniless, he was living in squall lore.

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👤︎ u/AdultContemporaryJiz

📅︎ Jan 25 2019

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Why was the Taiwanese business man such a control freak?

He had aTaipei personality

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👤︎ u/mxmstrj

📅︎ Jun 14 2018

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Which nationality are clean freaks most afraid of?

Germ mans

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👤︎ u/theinfinitejaguar

📅︎ Oct 04 2016

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Why did the neat-freak tree cry out when his friend got cut down?

Because he sawdust.

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👤︎ u/matttk

📅︎ Jun 04 2018

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Cat pund really freak meowt. I'm not kitten here....

Cat puns really freak meowt. I'm not kitten here...

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👤︎ u/TheHighPlaces

📅︎ Jul 23 2019

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