A list of puns related to "Freak Show"
A while back, my mom was freaking out because it takes forever for the whole family to show up at the table. As she was ranting, this exchange happened.
mom: doggone it, we've got cold beans!
long pause
Dad: I believe the expression is "cool beans".
The next few minutes were straight out of a 90s sitcom. All three of us kids choking back laughter, my mom giving my dad the death stare, and my dad just sitting there with a "totally worth it" face. Words can not describe the rant that followed.
So I usually get the mail for my family, but one day I was fetching the mail, and a lizard came out of the mailbox. Since I am TERRIFIED of lizards, I naturally freaked and refused to fetch the mail ever again.
So last week my mom was getting the mail, and when she came back in, she said, "aghr, there WAS a lizard in the mail today!" and then she shows me a Geico advertisement.
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