Pageant Puns

A list of puns related to "Pageant"

I am a judge for peanut beauty pageants

My job is pretty nuts

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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My sister-in-law accidentally won a beauty pageant for vampire hunters

She's the new Miss Stake.

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👤︎ u/WideEyedWand3rer
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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My friend was hesitant about joining the butcher's beauty pageant.

May end up being a Miss Steak...

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👤︎ u/Kasegauner
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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I got an apiarist to judge my beauty pageant

Beauty is, after all, in the eye of the bee holder

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👤︎ u/EWL98
📅︎ Jul 01 2020
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South African beauty pageant

The South Africa beauty pageant had 10 finalists: 9 black girls, and 1 white girl: Anna.
 
While Anna was beautiful in her own right, she paled in comparison to the other contestants.

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👤︎ u/Martijngamer
📅︎ Mar 29 2019
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Jane: I miss England.

Tarzan: Me no understand. You win beauty pageant?

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
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Dad deluxe

If cows were to compete in a beauty pageant, they would all be Miss Steaks.

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👤︎ u/douchefartz
📅︎ Dec 17 2015
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