I am a judge for peanut beauty pageants

My job is pretty nuts

πŸ‘︎ 45
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
🚨︎ report
My sister-in-law accidentally won a beauty pageant for vampire hunters

She's the new Miss Stake.

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/WideEyedWand3rer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
🚨︎ report
My friend was hesitant about joining the butcher's beauty pageant.

May end up being a Miss Steak...

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Kasegauner
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
🚨︎ report
I got an apiarist to judge my beauty pageant

Beauty is, after all, in the eye of the bee holder

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/EWL98
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
🚨︎ report
South African beauty pageant

The South Africa beauty pageant had 10 finalists: 9 black girls, and 1 white girl: Anna.
 
While Anna was beautiful in her own right, she paled in comparison to the other contestants.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Martijngamer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
🚨︎ report
Jane: I miss England.

Tarzan: Me no understand. You win beauty pageant?

πŸ‘︎ 25
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
🚨︎ report
Dad deluxe

If cows were to compete in a beauty pageant, they would all be Miss Steaks.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/douchefartz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2015
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.