Just got back from Lowe’s where I picked up a cool new gadget.

Solar powered clippers attached to a drone that I can program to do most of my landscaping.

It’s real Cutting Hedge Technology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krusty100
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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One of my kitchen gadgets is randomly playing classical music

I think it’s the Chopin board.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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How does Batman power his gadgets?

With a Bat'tery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Philing_Good
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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Robin: β€œThe Batmobil isn’t starting!” Batman: β€œDid you charge the battery?”

Robin: β€œWhat the hell is a tery?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsDarthVader
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Did you hear about the large petrol truck that liked to fix gadgets and children's toys?

It was just tankering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitfrenzy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Got dadjoked in the car.

I'm going to main event with my friends.

Mom: Don't spend your money on gadgets or do-dads to waste it.

Dad: What about do-mums?

Mom: chokes on gum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuskStruck
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2016
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The fire inspector was at work today...

He was carrying around some sort of device that beeps a lot during his testing. I asked some of the staff here what is was and they didn't know so I said, "Must be an inspector gadget".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmeanmustid
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2018
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I guess I have hipsters to thank for this one

My dad was just flicking through a gadget magazine and was scoffing at the music section:

Dad: "It's weird how turntables have made a comeback, I remember a few years ago you couldn't even give them away"

Me: "Yeah, I guess the tables have turned"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trinitykill
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2016
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Did you hear about the large petrol truck that liked to fix gadgets and mechanical toys?

He was just tankering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitfrenzy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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