Never date a cereal dater

They tend to milk relationships.

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What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?

Spanish con-quiz-daters

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Dad was talking to me about dating

This was an actual conversation between us. He was telling me about random dating stuff.

"Someday you'll learn I'm a professional dater."

long pause

Dad don't do it

"I'm a very skilled dater."

God dammit stop

"Some could say I'm a..."

no

"Masterdater"

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