Be careful of dating a tennis player
Love means nothing to them.
There’s a new dating website in Prague
Dating between carbon descendants
One meth head asks another, “sooo... are we dating?”
The other responds, “no I thought we were just mething around.”
After she cancelled several dates with me, I told my crush she should start dating wheelchair-bound men…
because she’s really good at standing guys up.
I tried dating a communist, but it didn’t work out.
There were too many red flags.
In today’s inclusive culture; people are finding love from many sources. One lady was dating her closet; but, unfortunately the love affair ended.
The lady didn’t like her lover’s many hang ups.
Did you know that Oxygen and Magnesium are dating?
I've been dating a girl who is captain of her soccer team
When my wife and I started dating, I took her on a date that cost an arm and a leg.
I guess you could say I went out on a limb for her.
My daughters favorite fruit is mango. So when she’s older and starts dating.
I’ll be sure to remind her to always let the Man-go.
Wait, I think I got the whole dating thing wrong
Why don’t fish do online dating?
They are afraid they might get hooked, or catfished.
What's the best thing about dating a geologist?
My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating!?”
So I took her to dinner and a movie then dropped her off at her parents’ house...
In college, I used to live on a houseboat, and started dating the girl next door.
Eventually we drifted apart.
I was dating a communist recently
It was a horrible relationship, all the red flags were there.
someone asked me why i'm dating a girl that works as a typist
i said she's just my type.
I'm done with dating mermaids.
I'm ready for A riel woman.
I once dated two girls called Edith and Kate. Kate found out and told Edith that I was dating both of them at the same time. They both broke up with me on the very same day!
Moral of the story is you can’t have your Kate and Edith too
I just joined an online site for gold miner dating.
My first search for a mate brought no matches, but did give me plenty of prospects.
My ex wife has started dating an Italian bricklayer.
She said, "It's cement to be...."
I started up a dating site for chickens, but it's not my main job, I'm just doing it…
I was dating a girl with a wooden leg
I was scared when my professor told me we were going to learn about relative dating today...
Until I learned it wasn’t the Alabama kind.
I'm starting a new dating service in Prague.
Dating in Greece
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he was dating morally questionable women?
Your thots will betray you.
I've been told to add this to my dating profile
I’m starting to lose trust in the cross eyed girl I’m dating.
I think she’s seeing other people on the side.
What dating app do firefighters use?
Tired of online dating? You're not alone.
Oh, wait! Yes you are, that's why you are online dating.
Best Friend: “Why aren’t you dating anyone?” Me: “Call Me John”
“Cause I ain’t Cena girl worth my time yet”
I personally find Tinder not that great of a dating service.
I might be dating myself by admitting this...
but since the 80s, I've only gone to the movies alone.
So I started dating an OBGYN that said her job was more dangerous than mine.
So I asked what her riskiest encounter was. She said she did not know, but she learned early to give mothers with fat babies a wide berth.
I've been messaging a woman on a dating site. She's only 100cm tall.
I met your mother on a dating site.
I don't know, we just clicked.
Two meth heads start a relationship, is that considered speed dating
True story: My girlfriend just asked me if I knew any good jokes about physicists (my profession). I said yes, but they were all about physicists' dating lives.
So they're pretty much all one-liners.
You know the biggest problem with dating apps?
My MIL, rest her soul, asked about my background while I was dating my wife.
I was worried, as I'm a bit of a mutt.
She says she didn't care as long as I didn't have Roman hands or Russian fingers.
My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating!?”
So I took her to dinner and a movie then dropped her off at her parents’ house...
Did you hear about the new dating website for chemists?
It's called carbon dating.
My wife said to me: ''Why don't you treat me like you did when we were first dating?''
So I took her out to dinner, to a movie,
then I dropped her off at her parents'
place.
When I heard that oxygen and magnesium were dating
New dating service launched in Prague!
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