I just joined an online site for gold miner dating.

My first search for a mate brought no matches, but did give me plenty of prospects.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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I started up a dating site for chickens, but it's not my main job, I'm just doing it…

…to make hens meet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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I met your mother on a dating site.

I don't know, we just clicked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emezzeta
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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I've been messaging a woman on a dating site. She's only 100cm tall.

I can't wait to meter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Did you hear about the new dating site that matches women up with construction workers?

It's called Studfinder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VomitingPotato
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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I joined a Christian dating site...

But I got Holy Ghosted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdryan1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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I'm gonna start a dating site for people with serious mommy and daddy issues.

I'll call it Oedipal Arrangements.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ianmann290
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Dave and Joe are browsing a Jerusalem dating site.

Dave sees the girl of his dreams and asks Joe, β€œI can’t believe my eyes, is this girl real?”

Joe pats his buddy Dave on the back, β€œYea bud, she Isreal.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abram_SF
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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A dating site for depressives called "Loves Company".

Cos misery loves company!

(I'm so going to hell for this joke... Worth it.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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It is with deepest regret that I have to inform you all, my poultry dating site will be closing down,

as I can no longer make hens meet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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So I signed up on the dating site Christian Mingle

My username is "ComeGetPslam"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2018
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I was interested in a woman's photo on a dating site. Her about section was: ...

What a way to get straight to the point! Three of them actually...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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What is a dating site for parasites?

Tick-talk

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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What do you call a Vietnamese dating site?

Ho Chi Minhgle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GnarledGryphon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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A friend of mine used to use a lot of Russian Dating Sites.

Now he prefers to take his time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jrdnshpmn
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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So i matched with an accountant on a dating site...

And I asked her how she liked her job.

Her (paraphrased) reply: "I love it, what's great about working with numbers is that there's always a right answer."

Me: "I love it when everything adds up."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/proteus4585
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2016
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I need help writing airplane puns for a message on a dating site.

So the person's profile only talks about airplanes. I wanted to send a message totally jammed packed with airplane puns but I don't have that many. It's probably a fake profile but I still think it would be fun.

Here's what I have so far. Hey Girl. Most of the girls on this website are so 'plane' but you're the exception. I have a 'terminal' illness and hope to meet my copilot before I go. Just kidding. My health is 'A oK47'. I was just 'play'n' around. Just to let you know I have some baggage from some 'turbulence' in a previous relationship but Shirley I can get past it. My previous relationship taught me that two wrongs don't make a right. However, two Wrights made an airplane. I hope a new relationship can 'takeoff' with you though. I would be a great boyfriend. I have financial 'security' and could buy you anything you want with my 'visa'. Have you seen the movie, "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"? It's really good, except for the train and automobile parts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/richrawl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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I've just started up a dating site for chickens. It's not my normal day job, I'm just doing it…

…to make hens meet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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I've just started up a dating site for chickens.

Its not my normal day job, I'm just doing it to make Hens meet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewargingned
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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