The prime pun
What did amazon prime’s realtor say when they bought there land for there headquarters...
Now that’s some prime real estate
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
My girlfriend from college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
You know, the CEO of IKEA was elected the prime minister of Sweden. Wanna know what he’s doing right know?
What does jeff bezos do before bed?
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden
He is offering beer and pizza to anyone willing to come over and help him put his cabinet together
I was thinking about starting a cannabis lounge that serves prime cuts of beef
But the steaks were too high
What shoes does Optimus prime wear?
Did you know that Optimus Prime will turn into a monkey anytime he eats food?
Why is six afraid of seven?
7 was a well known 6 offender
Justin is the Prime Minister of Canada...
What, you don't believe me?
It's Trudeau.
If Optimus Prime and his wife got a child...
.. and that child took all the attention growing up, Optimus Prime would become "trans(-)parent".
EDIT: I meant "had", not "got".
Nobody believes me when I say I can name the prime minister of Canada
I'm very disappointed with my Amazon Prime subscription!
it will only let me watch episodes 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13
I’m not sure if it’s true or false that he is the Prime Minister of Canada, but that his name is Justin
Only Canada's Prime Minister…
Hired a handy man and gave him a list. When I got home, only items #1, 3, & 5 were done.
Turns out, he only does odd jobs.
I’m voting for the Rock for president..
Canada has a queen and a prime minister. Don't believe me?
It's Prime Day! Is there anything you favor?
Why can you get arrested if you tell Optimus Prime a joke?
Vehicular man’s laughter.
You’re not just pulling a finger...
You’re priming a joke machine!
Why would you Google the prime minister of Israel?
That's some prime rib roast rith there
What do you call the British Prime Minister in a wheat field?
Joke
What do you call two monkeys that share and Amazon account?
Get it. guys... ( none of my friends laughing)
What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?
I know you think I'm joking when I say we have a French Canadian Prime Minister
Being a teen can be a very challenging, especially when you turn 13.
You're in your prime and everything feels very odd
Yesterday I got in a fight with 1,3,5,7, and 9
The odds were not in my favor
We need to add PR, DC, and Guam, as states.
53 is a prime number. Then we can truly be one nation, indivisible.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden...
How long do you think it will take him to put his cabinet together?
(Stolen from Twitter) The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
What shoes does Optimus Prime wear?
My girlfriend in college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
Why can you be arrested if you tell Optimus Prime a joke?
Vehicular man’s laughter.
My sister didn't believe me when I told her I don't know who the Prime Minister of Canada is
My friend wouldn't believe that Canada has a Prime Minster.
Why can you get arrested if you tell Optimus Prime a joke?
Vehicular man’s laughter.
My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she is up to now.
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