The prime pun
What did amazon prime’s realtor say when they bought there land for there headquarters...
Now that’s some prime real estate
The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.
He's currently assembling his cabinet.
Want to hear a prime example of a dad joke?
1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17...
2 is the only prime number that is even.
My Kids are in the Prime of their life.
If Optimus Prime finds your joke funny, you might be arrested.
You’ll be charged with vehicular man’s laughter.
My girlfriend from college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
You know, the CEO of IKEA was elected the prime minister of Sweden. Wanna know what he’s doing right know?
What does jeff bezos do before bed?
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden
He is offering beer and pizza to anyone willing to come over and help him put his cabinet together
I was thinking about starting a cannabis lounge that serves prime cuts of beef
But the steaks were too high
What shoes does Optimus prime wear?
Did you know that Optimus Prime will turn into a monkey anytime he eats food?
Why is six afraid of seven?
7 was a well known 6 offender
Justin is the Prime Minister of Canada...
What, you don't believe me?
It's Trudeau.
I just got stabbed by 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9
The odds were against me!
What do you call it when one German WWII soldier lies to you, then another, then two lie to you, then three tell you a lie, then five lie to you, then eight, then thirteen....
If Optimus Prime and his wife got a child...
.. and that child took all the attention growing up, Optimus Prime would become "trans(-)parent".
EDIT: I meant "had", not "got".
Wasn't really planning on laughing today, til I saw this!! xD
Nobody believes me when I say I can name the prime minister of Canada
I'm very disappointed with my Amazon Prime subscription!
it will only let me watch episodes 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 789
19 and 20 had a fight, 21
I’m not sure if it’s true or false that he is the Prime Minister of Canada, but that his name is Justin
Why do monkeys always share Amazon accounts?
Because they are Prime mates.
... Sorry.
Only Canada's Prime Minister…
Hired a handy man and gave him a list. When I got home, only items #1, 3, & 5 were done.
Turns out, he only does odd jobs.
It's Prime Day! Is there anything you favor?
I’m voting for the Rock for president..
That's some prime rib roast rith there
Why would you Google the prime minister of Israel?
What do you call the British Prime Minister in a wheat field?
You’re not just pulling a finger...
You’re priming a joke machine!
Amazon are offering free fast delivery on every electrical transformer this week
Just search optimus prime
I know you think I'm joking when I say we have a French Canadian Prime Minister
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden...
How long do you think it will take him to put his cabinet together?
(Stolen from Twitter) The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
What shoes does Optimus Prime wear?
My girlfriend in college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
Why can you get arrested if you tell Optimus Prime a joke?
Vehicular man’s laughter.
My sister didn't believe me when I told her I don't know who the Prime Minister of Canada is
Why can you be arrested if you tell Optimus Prime a joke?
Vehicular man’s laughter.
My friend wouldn't believe that Canada has a Prime Minster.
My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she is up to now.
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