The prime pun

What did amazon prime’s realtor say when they bought there land for there headquarters...

Now that’s some prime real estate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awsomeguy222
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.

He's currently assembling his cabinet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Telusion
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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Want to hear a prime example of a dad joke?

1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuyOnABison
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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2 is the only prime number that is even.

That makes 2 really odd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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My Kids are in the Prime of their life.

They're 11, 7, and 3

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minnichi
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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If Optimus Prime finds your joke funny, you might be arrested.

You’ll be charged with vehicular man’s laughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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My girlfriend from college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.

I wonder what she’s up to now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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You know, the CEO of IKEA was elected the prime minister of Sweden. Wanna know what he’s doing right know?

Assembling his cabinet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PickledJuice69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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What does jeff bezos do before bed?

He puts his pyjamazon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spoopychillz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden

He is offering beer and pizza to anyone willing to come over and help him put his cabinet together

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πŸ‘€︎ u/santillinight
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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I was thinking about starting a cannabis lounge that serves prime cuts of beef

But the steaks were too high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confibulator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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What shoes does Optimus prime wear?

....Vans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killer_sobe87
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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Did you know that Optimus Prime will turn into a monkey anytime he eats food?

Because Prime ate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobzilla
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Twitch prime
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Why is six afraid of seven?

7 was a well known 6 offender

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HisokaLaMagician
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Justin is the Prime Minister of Canada...

What, you don't believe me?

It's Trudeau.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Petty_Dick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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I just got stabbed by 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9

The odds were against me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DifferentOffice8
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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What do you call it when one German WWII soldier lies to you, then another, then two lie to you, then three tell you a lie, then five lie to you, then eight, then thirteen....

A fibbin' Nazi sequence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gretzkyandlemieux
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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If Optimus Prime and his wife got a child...

.. and that child took all the attention growing up, Optimus Prime would become "trans(-)parent".

EDIT: I meant "had", not "got".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poustimou
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Wasn't really planning on laughing today, til I saw this!! xD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rahs-izdumb
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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Nobody believes me when I say I can name the prime minister of Canada

It's Trudeau.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I'm very disappointed with my Amazon Prime subscription!

it will only let me watch episodes 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Why is 6 scared of 7?

Because 789

19 and 20 had a fight, 21

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πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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I’m not sure if it’s true or false that he is the Prime Minister of Canada, but that his name is Justin

is Trudeau

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DutchBlob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Why do monkeys always share Amazon accounts?

Because they are Prime mates.

... Sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nediamara
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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Only Canada's Prime Minister…

…makes the true dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Hired a handy man and gave him a list. When I got home, only items #1, 3, & 5 were done.

Turns out, he only does odd jobs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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It's Prime Day! Is there anything you favor?

I'm kind of partial to 7

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Murphy223
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I’m voting for the Rock for president..

Dwayne the swamp!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LTenaciouSD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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That's some prime rib roast rith there
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πŸ‘€︎ u/squidley7793
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Optimus β€œPrime”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/palazzo47-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Why would you Google the prime minister of Israel?

Because he is Netanyahu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RainyBBQ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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What do you call the British Prime Minister in a wheat field?

Thatcher in the rye.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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You’re not just pulling a finger...

You’re priming a joke machine!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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Amazon are offering free fast delivery on every electrical transformer this week

Just search optimus prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GarageAromatic
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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I know you think I'm joking when I say we have a French Canadian Prime Minister

It's Trudeau

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forrestree
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lemondigitech
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden...

How long do you think it will take him to put his cabinet together?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chawjubs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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(Stolen from Twitter) The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bgva
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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What shoes does Optimus Prime wear?

Vans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evanthekid16
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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My girlfriend in college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.

I wonder what she’s up to now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Why can you get arrested if you tell Optimus Prime a joke?

Vehicular man’s laughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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My sister didn't believe me when I told her I don't know who the Prime Minister of Canada is

It's Trudeau

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eventualmente
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Why can you be arrested if you tell Optimus Prime a joke?

Vehicular man’s laughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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My friend wouldn't believe that Canada has a Prime Minster.

I told him it's Trudeau.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gubaxter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.

I wonder what she is up to now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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