Okcupid Puns

A list of puns related to "Okcupid"

I thought you wanted a Dad joke (x-post /r/OkCupid)

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👤︎ u/nolanizer
📅︎ Aug 02 2014
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Wrote and sent this to a girl on OkCupid who said she liked cheesy puns. No response.

So you like cheesy puns, eh? Well you've Comte the right place. I can Feta bunch of Gouda puns into one Muenster-sized sentence. None of the other tools in the Cheddar quite as sharp as I am, at least when it comes to cheese puns. Whoever will lend an o-Paneer will be in Whey over their heads. So look out Baylough, I'm dropping a Bandal of comedy gold that will make your Bra and Pantysgawn.

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👤︎ u/malagrond
📅︎ Jan 19 2018
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Dating on OKCupid, I get tired of going out to bars or cafes. I wanted to do something novel...

... so I invited him to meet me at a bookstore.

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👤︎ u/pomme_dor
📅︎ Jan 13 2017
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I finally tried online dating with Okcupid.

It's ok.

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👤︎ u/paddIofurniture
📅︎ Dec 03 2014
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