My daughter asked "Daddy will you be a man witch for Halloween?"
Our 5 year old was a witch for Halloween and asked dad to be a "man witch" to match her costume. And so begins the dad joke costume: https://i.imgur.com/1qLrHEE.jpg
(I posted this on the Halloween contest in r/pics and was told to share it here.)
My dad has always been dad joke gold
Match.com is in the retail business. If you don't like the tail your with, they will help you re-tail
My Dad's response to the cigarette joke
Told my dad about the cigarette joke posted on here yesterday. Here's the link. His response was "If you took two cigarettes out and put them side by side they'd be a match!"
