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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinnaker190
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What is an arsonist’s favourite website?

Match.com

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Found this on r/memes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AspiBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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My daughter asked "Daddy will you be a man witch for Halloween?"

Our 5 year old was a witch for Halloween and asked dad to be a "man witch" to match her costume. And so begins the dad joke costume: https://i.imgur.com/1qLrHEE.jpg

(I posted this on the Halloween contest in r/pics and was told to share it here.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquirrelNinja3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2017
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My dad has always been dad joke gold

Match.com is in the retail business. If you don't like the tail your with, they will help you re-tail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cakewalking
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2014
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My Dad's response to the cigarette joke

Told my dad about the cigarette joke posted on here yesterday. Here's the link. His response was "If you took two cigarettes out and put them side by side they'd be a match!"

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