What do you call a yoga studio with Wahlberg, Zuckerberg and Hamill?

Stretch Marks

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What was Mark Zuckerberg's favourite game to play as a child ?

iSpy.

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📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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That was really cold-blooded of Mark Zuckerberg to give out user data.

Time to get rid of lizard on our walls.

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Mark Zuckerberg can do a very good robot-dance

He's got an amazing algorythm.

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👤︎ u/bobsteaman
📅︎ Apr 10 2018
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My wife asked me why I was speaking so softly at home...

...I told her I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening! She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed.

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👤︎ u/_keter_
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