Killer Whale Puns

A list of puns related to "Killer Whale"

I don't think the author even realized what they did! Context: the article is about killer whales attacking boats.
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👤︎ u/The_Comanch3
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.

An orca-stra.

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👤︎ u/jfshay
📅︎ Sep 28 2020
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What do you call a time travelling killer whale?

orcarina of time

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👤︎ u/MRTJ115
📅︎ Sep 20 2020
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My friend is planning to do vasectomies on killer whales.

But he prefers the term orchestrating

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👤︎ u/BinaryPeach
📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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Why are killer whales so good at hunting?

They’re very well orca-strated

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👤︎ u/geeyoung373
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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Why do killer whales never make friends with other species?

They're too orc'ward.

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👤︎ u/brendenmefford
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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Where do killer whales go to get their teeth aligned?

The orcadontist

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👤︎ u/tsengpaii
📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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You're a killer whale

"aww thanks for the compliment"

No, that's not what I me-

"You're a killer friend... Whale always be friends"

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👤︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
📅︎ Jan 09 2020
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I do a great Killer Whale impression...
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👤︎ u/rastaaman1996
📅︎ Jun 26 2017
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How does a killer whale end its mating session?

With an Orcasm

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👤︎ u/bwugrs
📅︎ Jul 28 2019
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I got attacked by a group of Killer Whales moving in formation

The whole thing was very well Orca-Strated.

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👤︎ u/jezreel62
📅︎ Jun 08 2019
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What do you call a mafia of killer whales?

Orcanized crime.

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👤︎ u/ISpamUpvotes
📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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What was the name of the smartest killer whale that loved to go to new places?

Dorca the Explorca

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👤︎ u/aguynamedbry
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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How do killer whales hunt?

With a well orcastrated attack

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👤︎ u/IceColdKofi
📅︎ Nov 28 2017
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What do you call a band of killer whales?

An orcastra.

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👤︎ u/Bigdogbrowndog
📅︎ Mar 27 2019
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What herbs do killer whales take when they aren't feeling well?

Goldenseal

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👤︎ u/wmyspr
📅︎ Apr 05 2019
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Where do Spanish killer whales like to shop?

Mallorca

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👤︎ u/SmallPaul8008
📅︎ May 20 2019
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What spell do you use to levitate a killer whale

Wingardium Leviorca

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👤︎ u/PterenceQ
📅︎ Nov 13 2018
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Killer whales

Killer whales are known to Orca-strait their hunts

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👤︎ u/imitaisskii
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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Where do killer whales go on holiday?

Majorca

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👤︎ u/totallynotroyalty
📅︎ Mar 16 2019
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My son had a project on killer whales, and I decided to send my own project as well

http://imgur.com/iOnOxLe

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👤︎ u/Meganmarie42
📅︎ May 24 2018
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What do you call an overweight Killer Whale?

A Porca!

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👤︎ u/PureFresh
📅︎ Jun 29 2017
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Singing Killer Whales?

Must be an Ocra-Stra

Edit: Orca-Stra

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👤︎ u/TheBeerded
📅︎ Oct 29 2013
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So one of the guys at work saw a killer whale...

He said he watched it go up and down the coast for a while. I told him it was a good thing he hadn't been in the water - that could have been orcaward!

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👤︎ u/SafariV8
📅︎ Jul 17 2015
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Why did the killer whale get in trouble for hitting the baby dolphin?

...because he did it on porpoise.

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👤︎ u/Voodoogumbo
📅︎ Nov 08 2015
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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical intruments?

An orca-stra.

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👤︎ u/jfshay
📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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👤︎ u/bustab0x
📅︎ Sep 17 2019
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What do you call a group of killer whales playing musical instruments?

An orca-stra.

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👤︎ u/devnodegree
📅︎ Sep 04 2018
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Where do killer whales go to get their braces?

The orca-dontist.

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👤︎ u/Jo_Fish
📅︎ Oct 15 2017
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