What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
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I don't think the author even realized what they did! Context: the article is about killer whales attacking boats.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Comanch3
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What do you call a time travelling killer whale?

orcarina of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MRTJ115
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My friend is planning to do vasectomies on killer whales.

But he prefers the term orchestrating

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
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Why are killer whales so good at hunting?

They’re very well orca-strated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geeyoung373
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Why do killer whales never make friends with other species?

They're too orc'ward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brendenmefford
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Where do killer whales go to get their teeth aligned?

The orcadontist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tsengpaii
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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I do a great Killer Whale impression...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rastaaman1996
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2017
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You're a killer whale

"aww thanks for the compliment"

No, that's not what I me-

"You're a killer friend... Whale always be friends"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
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How does a killer whale end its mating session?

With an Orcasm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bwugrs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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I got attacked by a group of Killer Whales moving in formation

The whole thing was very well Orca-Strated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jezreel62
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What do you call a mafia of killer whales?

Orcanized crime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ISpamUpvotes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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How do killer whales hunt?

With a well orcastrated attack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IceColdKofi
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What was the name of the smartest killer whale that loved to go to new places?

Dorca the Explorca

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aguynamedbry
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Why does killer whale feces smell so good?

Because it's shampoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brendenmefford
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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What do you call a band of killer whales?

An orcastra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigdogbrowndog
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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What herbs do killer whales take when they aren't feeling well?

Goldenseal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmyspr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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What spell do you use to levitate a killer whale

Wingardium Leviorca

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PterenceQ
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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Where do Spanish killer whales like to shop?

Mallorca

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmallPaul8008
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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Killer whales

Killer whales are known to Orca-strait their hunts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imitaisskii
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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Where do killer whales go on holiday?

Majorca

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πŸ‘€︎ u/totallynotroyalty
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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My son had a project on killer whales, and I decided to send my own project as well

http://imgur.com/iOnOxLe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Meganmarie42
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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Did yall hear about the killer whale singer?

She's a natural orcapella.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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What do you call an overweight Killer Whale?

A Porca!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PureFresh
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2017
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Singing Killer Whales?

Must be an Ocra-Stra

Edit: Orca-Stra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBeerded
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2013
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So one of the guys at work saw a killer whale...

He said he watched it go up and down the coast for a while. I told him it was a good thing he hadn't been in the water - that could have been orcaward!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SafariV8
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Why did the killer whale get in trouble for hitting the baby dolphin?

...because he did it on porpoise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Voodoogumbo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2015
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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bustab0x
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical intruments?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What do you call a group of killer whales playing musical instruments?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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Where do killer whales go to get their braces?

The orca-dontist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jo_Fish
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