Dog is my copilot
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A CoPilot’s First Day on the Job

Pilot: so why did you want to become a pilot?

CoPilot: to conquer my greatest fear.

Pilot: flying?

CoPilot: dying alone.

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📅︎ Nov 26 2018
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my first day working as a pilot: *looking down nervously* what are all these buttons for?

copilot: they keep your shirt closed

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👤︎ u/Bigbrady99
📅︎ Aug 28 2019
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The rookie astronaut said he was sad he couldn't find milk for his coffee.

His veteran copilot replied, "Yeah, in space no one can; here, use cream."

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👤︎ u/MookieV
📅︎ Jun 07 2019
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I need help writing airplane puns for a message on a dating site.

So the person's profile only talks about airplanes. I wanted to send a message totally jammed packed with airplane puns but I don't have that many. It's probably a fake profile but I still think it would be fun.

Here's what I have so far. Hey Girl. Most of the girls on this website are so 'plane' but you're the exception. I have a 'terminal' illness and hope to meet my copilot before I go. Just kidding. My health is 'A oK47'. I was just 'play'n' around. Just to let you know I have some baggage from some 'turbulence' in a previous relationship but Shirley I can get past it. My previous relationship taught me that two wrongs don't make a right. However, two Wrights made an airplane. I hope a new relationship can 'takeoff' with you though. I would be a great boyfriend. I have financial 'security' and could buy you anything you want with my 'visa'. Have you seen the movie, "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"? It's really good, except for the train and automobile parts.

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👤︎ u/richrawl
📅︎ Jan 23 2018
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