A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated." And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers, "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?"
"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."
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Ordering KFC, and I ask for a chicken wing. Cashier asks, โok sir, and which side?โ
I replied I had never thought about it before, but I suppose Iโll take the right side.
Cashier: โsir, I meant mashed potatoes, corn, or beans.โ
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︎ Jan 08 2021
What do you call a fly that lost it's wings...
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︎ Jan 11 2021
I think Harry would like an order of wings right about now...
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︎ Oct 25 2020
This joke has wings
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Peta has a new militant wing, with the mission of enforcing vegan lifestyle..
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︎ Nov 15 2020
What way does a cyclops wing its eyeliner?
It doesn't matter, because Nobody will criticize them
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Red bull gives you wings
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︎ Jun 05 2020
I've just got some new glasses, and when I first put them on, I could see tiny little people with wings at the end of the garden. I rang my optician to report the problem, but he said it was completely normal with these glasses...
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︎ Aug 14 2020
Why do flys have wings?
Because if they didnโt they would be called walks.
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︎ Sep 07 2020
I heard that scientist are trying to genetically engineer a pig to have wings.
It seems far fetched to me. I'll believe it when pigs fly
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︎ Aug 07 2020
am I right ? of course Im on the left wing :D
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︎ May 29 2020
What has 2 legs but cannot walk, two wings but cannot fly, 2 eyes but cannot see?
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︎ May 18 2019
My Wing Chun instructor makes me bring him meals as part of my training.
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︎ May 12 2020
Asked gravity if it would be my wing man last night. Alas, it kept pulling
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︎ Nov 16 2019
What sea creature can fly without a wing?
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︎ Apr 24 2020
My friend moves on foot with a pompous gait while carrying an airplane wing bracing...
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︎ Apr 02 2020
What do you call a dragon with no wings
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︎ Jan 28 2020
So for New Years, I went to a bar and ordered chicken wings
Now let me tell you, they were so boney that I had a bone to pick with the manager (true story)
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I was in a KFC in Prague, standing in line waiting to order my lunch when I noticed the beautiful girl wearing a black and white tiled apron who was giving the man in front of me a bucket of Buffalo wings..and then it dawned on me.
I was checking out a chequered Czech check-out chick who was checking out some chicken at the checkout.
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︎ Jun 13 2019
Wing man
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︎ May 11 2019
Red Bull gives you wings.. literally!
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︎ May 30 2019
Scientifically a raven has 17 primary wing feathers.
The big ones at the end of the wing. These feathers are called pinion feathers. A crow has sixteen.
So, the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion.
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******The Hunchshaq of Notre Dame***** (Frame from the YouTube video โshaq eats a hot wing content aware scaleโ)
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︎ Jul 20 2019
Became a parent recently. Asked my friends for some advice and they just told me to wing it and see where it goes.
According to my wife, throwing the toddler across the room was not the way to go.
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︎ Sep 07 2019
Do you like ribs or wings?
I like them both i am bisnacksual
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︎ Nov 24 2019
Made some wings for dinner last night
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︎ Jun 06 2019
What do you call a fly with no Wings?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
What do you call a fly with no wings?
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︎ Dec 15 2020
What do you call a fly with no wings?
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︎ Oct 08 2020
What do you call a fly with no wings
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︎ Jul 24 2020
What do you call a fly without wings?
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︎ Jul 22 2020
What do you call a fly without wings?
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︎ Aug 06 2020
What do you call a fly without any wings?
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︎ Feb 01 2020
What do you call a fly with no wings?
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︎ Oct 09 2019
What do you call a fly without wings?
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︎ Nov 18 2019
A fly lost both his wings
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︎ Sep 14 2019
What do you call a fly without wings?
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︎ Nov 04 2019
What do you call a fly without wings?
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︎ Nov 13 2019
What do you call a fly without wings?
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︎ Nov 11 2019
What do you call a fly without wings?
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︎ Oct 29 2019
What do you call a fly without wings?
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What do you call a fly with no wings
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What do you call a fly without wings?
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What do you call a FLY with no wings?
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