43 Hilarious BAT Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What did batman say to robin before they got into the bat mobile?

Robin get in the car.

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👤︎ u/noodlesvonsoup

📅︎ Dec 18 2020

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Why does a baseball bat have no parents?

Because it's just a Bat, man!

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👤︎ u/Mountain-Economy7268

📅︎ Nov 20 2020

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What makes it okay for bats to just poop wherever they want?

For a bat, every room is the batroom.

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👤︎ u/teduh

📅︎ Nov 10 2020

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Mess with the bat you get the gat

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👤︎ u/catchingfire3HG

📅︎ May 22 2020

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I once tried to kill a giant mouse with a baseball bat

Now I have a lifetime ban from Disney world

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👤︎ u/Mystic_Frost69

📅︎ Jun 13 2020

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Bat htub

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👤︎ u/bobetron676

📅︎ Mar 29 2020

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Every country will eventually get coronavirus, but china got it right off the bat

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👤︎ u/NaziMen

📅︎ Apr 05 2020

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Did you know the name Bat is actually a short form...

The full name is Bathew

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👤︎ u/NairodI

📅︎ Jul 02 2020

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Bats not only cause Corona, they could also cause bad puns. v.redd.it/rejaq9nx7sx41

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👤︎ u/MShafiS

📅︎ May 09 2020

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What is a bat's favorite spice?

Oreguano.

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👤︎ u/ChazoftheWasteland

📅︎ May 28 2020

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Baseball bat

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👤︎ u/CurtisViridian

📅︎ Dec 26 2019

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Why did Hitler get whacked with a baseball bat?

Because he did Nazi it coming.

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👤︎ u/swanky_swanker

📅︎ Feb 09 2020

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Why are bats so bad at business?

They always fly-by-night.

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👤︎ u/AlwaysWorseAtNight

📅︎ Dec 05 2019

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To the bat mobile!!

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👤︎ u/Samoneggs

📅︎ Jun 16 2019

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What has a little penis and hangs down? A bat. What has a big penis and hangs up?

click

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👤︎ u/ZZEZ73

📅︎ Dec 01 2019

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Rare diseases carried by bat droppings

Be careful to avoid bat droppings. You can catch a rare disease from them that can drive you batshit crazy.

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👤︎ u/aiaor

📅︎ Feb 09 2020

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Baseball Bat (Visual Pun)

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👤︎ u/BlastLeatherwing

📅︎ Jun 30 2019

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Why did the chicken go to KFC during lunch hour with a baseball bat?

It wanted to beat the crowd.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Dec 17 2019

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From wizard to vampire to bat…

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👤︎ u/shloks7

📅︎ Jun 02 2019

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People tend to not be too fond of the movie Ferngully, but I think it just has a bat rap

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👤︎ u/herurumeruru

📅︎ Nov 03 2019

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Steal everyone's eyelids and no one bats an eye...

Remove their brains from their skulls and everyone loses their mind...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Nov 25 2018

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Serve alcohol at a party and nobody bats an eye

Serve laxatives at a party and everybody loses their shit!

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👤︎ u/lachdog982

📅︎ Jun 11 2019

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I saw a bat fly today.

It hit a home-run.

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👤︎ u/cyborgladiator

📅︎ Sep 06 2019

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Baseball bat

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👤︎ u/Coagulated_Jellyfish

📅︎ Jan 24 2019

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Yellow bats indeed v.redd.it/xfnnv4h3ywl11

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👤︎ u/PotatoGuy339

📅︎ Sep 14 2018

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What did the rat say when he saw a bat?

“Oh my!! I just saw an angel!!”

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👤︎ u/boogerknows

📅︎ Sep 19 2019

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A vampire bat returned to his colony with a lot of blood on his face. When the other bats asked him what happened he pointed to a building and said: “See that cow barn over there?”

“I didn’t.”

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👤︎ u/KingWilliamVI

📅︎ Aug 17 2019

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Me: Dad I have bats in my attic

Dad: baseball or softball?

Real life encounter with my dad. The legends are true. Dad jokes prevail.

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👤︎ u/crisp-high-five

📅︎ Jul 25 2019

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Bat-problem

Robin: Batman, Batman, there is a problem with the Batmobile, it does not start.

Batman: Must be the battery.

Robin: What is a tery????

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👤︎ u/geekcommunicant

📅︎ Jul 02 2019

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How do you explain getting hit with a baseball bat made of sound?

It Hertz.

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👤︎ u/Pepisboi420

📅︎ Jul 14 2019

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How come when women use chemicals to remove polish no one bats an eye

But when hitler does it the whole world is against him?

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👤︎ u/WattoNUFC

📅︎ Apr 27 2019

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Batman is a fruit bat.

I saw him eating a bananananananananananananana!

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👤︎ u/Ridley_Himself

📅︎ Dec 13 2018

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Things were not looking well for the elk and the bat that were in hospital after a car accident

They were hanging on to deer life

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👤︎ u/CaledonianWarrior

📅︎ May 02 2019

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I hit my friend with a baseball bat

He couldn't look me in the eye after what I did

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👤︎ u/Ethannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

📅︎ Mar 14 2019

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A wild bat bit me, so I bit him back..

As they say.. "Bit for Bat"

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👤︎ u/music_snobbbb

📅︎ Dec 23 2018

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Trial by Comb Bat youtube.com/watch?v=v9mYb…

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👤︎ u/Target359

📅︎ Oct 29 2018

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Did you hear about the bat/donkey hybrid?

It's pretty bat-ass!

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👤︎ u/Tippydaug

📅︎ Oct 29 2017

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What kind of bats swing upside down?

Acro-bats!

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👤︎ u/SnyeChan

📅︎ Oct 07 2018

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Two vampire bats in a cave, one goes out in search of fresh blood in the local village, and comes back with a face covered in red blood. His friend says "what did you eat to get all that?" The first bat replies:

"You see that steeple on that church over there? Yeah, I hit it."

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👤︎ u/palpameme_66

📅︎ Dec 14 2018

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Bats are one of the smartest animals

because they own batchelor degrees.

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👤︎ u/wayxciii

📅︎ Feb 03 2019