A list of puns related to "Gatorade"
Gator-aid.
Tirade
PUB-G
"Hey. Wanna hang out? I sure would like to try some Gatorade."
The Gatorade looked at the Pepsi, rolled its eyes, scoffed, and said, "Uhm, no. I don't like Pepsi. How about you try some 'later'ade." The Gatorade walked away laughing to itself.
The Pepsi walked up behind the Gatorade and strangled it to death. The Pepsi looked down at the corpse and said, "You don't like Pepsi? How do you like Choka Cola?"
Can I give him gatorade or does it only work for alligators?
Gatorades
They called it Gatorade.
Gatorade
Gatorade
Drink heavily the night before
Gatorade...
My Dad "Michigander 13, we have a 3/4 drunk Gatorade bottle and a 1/2 drunk pop bottle on the counter what are we doing with them?"
Me "Well what are they doing getting drunk?!"
My mom laughed, I laughed, my dad just sat there. Not laughing. Is he a true dad?
Dad and I were at the pool sitting in chairs while my little sisters played in the pool. A woman sitting next to us lets out a loud exclamation and we look over to see that she spilled gatorade all over her phone. Shortly after, we all happened to be in the clubhouse at the same time and the woman is trying to plug in her phone. My dad says, "Why are you trying to charge it? It's already full of juice?"
Filled a few empty Gatorade bottles with water. My son found them sitting on the counter..
Son "Oh, this is OBVIOUSLY Gatorade."
Me "It's CLEARLY fruit punch + berry."
Son "...I need a new dad."
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