Gatorade should run some kind of charity promotion where they raise funds to help preserve endangered species of alligator.

Gator-aid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funkbuster_G
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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What do you call it when an angry man yells about mixing Gatorade with espresso

Tirade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plscanunot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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What do you call a PUB selling only Gatorade ?

PUB-G

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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A Pepsi saw a Gatorade walk by and said,

"Hey. Wanna hang out? I sure would like to try some Gatorade."

The Gatorade looked at the Pepsi, rolled its eyes, scoffed, and said, "Uhm, no. I don't like Pepsi. How about you try some 'later'ade." The Gatorade walked away laughing to itself.

The Pepsi walked up behind the Gatorade and strangled it to death. The Pepsi looked down at the corpse and said, "You don't like Pepsi? How do you like Choka Cola?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randall211
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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My pet crocodile needs help

Can I give him gatorade or does it only work for alligators?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoSchifoso
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What's the most common std in alligators

Gatorades

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πŸ‘€︎ u/volt_the_turtle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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What do you give an injured alligator?

Gatorade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I've heard they just launched the new reptilian-focused aid programme.

They called it Gatorade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avohka
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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What does an alligator drink when they are tired?

Gatorade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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When life gives you gators

Make Gatorade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insult_king
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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What do you call a swat team of alligators going to a suspect's house?

Gatorade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeetle420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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What’s the best thing for a hangover?

Drink heavily the night before

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What's a crocodile's favourite isotonic drink?

Gatorade...

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Dropped this one on my dad today. I might be adopted everyone...

My Dad "Michigander 13, we have a 3/4 drunk Gatorade bottle and a 1/2 drunk pop bottle on the counter what are we doing with them?"

Me "Well what are they doing getting drunk?!"

My mom laughed, I laughed, my dad just sat there. Not laughing. Is he a true dad?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Michigander13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2015
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My dad, poolside.

Dad and I were at the pool sitting in chairs while my little sisters played in the pool. A woman sitting next to us lets out a loud exclamation and we look over to see that she spilled gatorade all over her phone. Shortly after, we all happened to be in the clubhouse at the same time and the woman is trying to plug in her phone. My dad says, "Why are you trying to charge it? It's already full of juice?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Araxxi
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2015
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One day my son will learn not to make dumb comments..

Filled a few empty Gatorade bottles with water. My son found them sitting on the counter..

Son "Oh, this is OBVIOUSLY Gatorade."

Me "It's CLEARLY fruit punch + berry."

Son "...I need a new dad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/village_lunatic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2015
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What you call help from an alligator

Gator-aid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/antihacker1014
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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